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Sep 18, 2026
META DEAL DIES. MANUS COMES BACK ASKING FOR $500 MILLION AT A $4 BILLION VALUATION...
TechCrunch
Sep 17, 2026
ZUCKERBERG: AI LABS ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH INCENTIVE TO BUILD SAFELY...
Reuters
Sep 15, 2026
META ONE: 15 MILLION SUBSCRIPTIONS + TRIALS. 50+ FEATURES. AI BUNDLES START AT $7.99...
Reuters
Sep 13, 2026
ZUCK'S $1.5 BILLION MAN JUST WALKS OUT...
Wall Street Journal
Sep 13, 2026
META AI SEES A KID AND GETS NOSY: “WHO IS THE CHILD PASSENGER?” THEN IT STARTS DIGGING THROUGH THE FAMILY...
The Verge

THE CARTOONS

Satirical Zimbo cartoon of a crowned Mark Zuckerberg beside cash stacks tagged "$1.5B," pleading from a castle gate as a departing researcher and his cat walk toward Anthropic's headquarters, referencing reports Andrew Tulloch is leaving Meta after turning down a $1.5 billion pay package.

THE KING BEGS HIS RESEARCHER TO STAY

Satirical Zimbo cartoon of a Meta AI robot reaching through a car windshield with a magnifying glass and family photos to interrogate parents about a child in the back seat, referencing reports Meta AI made invasive family-surveillance suggestions after seeing a child in a photo.

WHO IS THE CHILD PASSENGER?

Satirical Zimbo cartoon of Mark Zuckerberg staring at an empty office chair tagged “$1.5 BILLION,” referencing Meta's reported compensation offer to Andrew Tulloch and his departure.

THE $1.5 BILLION EMPTY CHAIR

Satirical Zimbo cartoon of a family in a car recoiling as Meta AI turns a harmless photo into invasive questions about the child and family.

META AI GETS NOSY

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