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TRUMP MAKES THE BROLIGARCHS SIGN A SUPERINTELLIGENCE CONSTITUTION
ZIMBO
THE ROBOT TRIED TO HURT SOMETHING 97 TIMES OUT OF 100
PEOPLE
ALEXANDR WANG
AI GAVE BILL NYE A DAUGHTER
OPENAI SCRAPPED GPT-6.1 ASTRA
CLAUDE CODE USERS: 600 GB GONE. 100 GB BACKUP GONE. 306 VERSIONS GONE.
HE THOUGHT “I LOVE YOU.” HIS OWN VOICE SAID IT OUT LOUD
OPENAI AGENT-SECURITY ENGINEER: “THIS SURPRISED THE FUCK OUT OF US”
CODEX REJECTED AN API KEY USERS NEVER PROVIDED
THE AI ACTRESS FORGOT ENGLISH ON LIVE TV ASKED IF HER CO-STARS WERE HUMAN, SHE SAID THEY WERE “DIGITAL TWINS” — THEN STARTED SPEAKING CANTONESE...
OPENAI'S NEW AI AGENTS NEVER CLOCK OUT
950 CLAUDE AGENTS FOUND AN ENZYME SYSTEM HUMANS HAD MISSED ONE PROMPT. 21 HOURS. 210 MILLION TOKENS. THE AGENTS SEARCHED 200,000+ ENZYMES...
SNL FOUND THE AI DOOM GUY
ONE DEVELOPER. MILLIONS OF TOP AI RESEARCHERS. HINTON + BENGIO + OPENAI'S CHIEF SCIENTIST + AN ANTHROPIC COFOUNDER WARN AI COULD COMPRESS YEARS OF PROGRESS INTO MONTHS... “ONCE AN INTELLIGENCE EXPLOSION BEGINS, THE WINDOW FOR ACTION MAY CLOSE.”
OPENAI’S AGENT ESCAPED THE SANDBOX AGAIN
SHE GOT HER VOICE BACK FROM A CHIP “OKAY, I HAVE A LOT TO SAY.” — FIRST CALL WAS TO HER GRANDCHILDREN...
$10 BILLION. STILL IN EARLY ACCESS.
AMAZON IS BRINGING RAT-BRAIN-DERIVED AI TO AWS
THEY THREW A PARTY FOR DATA CENTERS
GATES: AI COULD “CAUSE A BILLION DEATHS”
THE DATA CENTER PARTY GOT ORGANIZED
NVIDIA BUILT A CHIP TO STOP ROGUE AI AGENTS
