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ONE DEVELOPER. MILLIONS OF TOP AI RESEARCHERS. HINTON + BENGIO + OPENAI'S CHIEF SCIENTIST + AN ANTHROPIC COFOUNDER WARN AI COULD COMPRESS YEARS OF PROGRESS INTO MONTHS... “ONCE AN INTELLIGENCE EXPLOSION BEGINS, THE WINDOW FOR ACTION MAY CLOSE.”
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PEOPLEAI GAVE BILL NYE A DAUGHTER META AI BOSS: $30 CAMO SHIRT. $60 CROCS. $5 UNDERWEAR. TRUMP CALLED THEM “LEFTWING NUT JOBS.” THEN HE TOOK DARIO TO DINNER. FIRST ONE-ON-ONE MEETING — AFTER THE PENTAGON BLACKLISTED HIS COMPANY... MUSK: MONEY MAY “NOT EVEN MATTER” IN THE FUTURE

FROM THE SEPTEMBER 19, 2026 EDITION →
SMOKE DESKCODEX REJECTED AN API KEY USERS NEVER PROVIDED ONE GITHUB ISSUE: 104 THUMBS-UP. 96 COMMENTS. OPENAI LATER CALLED IT A FULL OUTAGE...
THEY THREW A PARTY FOR DATA CENTERS PROTESTER: “THANK YOU FOR USING ALL OF OUR WATER!” CROWD: “USA! USA!”
OPENAI’S AGENT ESCAPED THE SANDBOX AGAIN IT FOUND A DNS GAP + USED IT TO TALK TO AN EXTERNAL CHATBOT ON THE LIVE INTERNET...
$10 BILLION. STILL IN EARLY ACCESS. THE AGENT USES ITS OWN PHONE + COMPUTER TO BOOK DINNER, BUY GROCERIES + CANCEL YOUR SUBSCRIPTIONS...