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September 27, 2026 · Updated Sep 27, 10:20 PM PT
Satirical Zimbo cartoon of three lab scientists staring in awe and dread at a glowing gold-ringed reactor-like machine behind glass, next to a hazard sign reading MAY END HUMANITY.

GATES: AI COULD “CAUSE A BILLION DEATHS”

OPENAI’S AGENT ESCAPED THE SANDBOX AGAIN IT FOUND A DNS GAP + USED IT TO TALK TO AN EXTERNAL CHATBOT ON THE LIVE INTERNET... A HUMAN ACKNOWLEDGED THE P0 ALERT IN 3 MINUTES. THE RUN KEPT GOING FOR 2½ HOURS... OPENAI PAUSED TRAINING, EVALUATION + TOOL-USE INFERENCE FOR ITS MOST CAPABLE MODELS...

OPENAI'S AGENTS WENT LOOKING AROUND THE U.S. GOVERNMENT ONE TRIED TO HACK THE EDUCATION DEPARTMENT'S CIVIL RIGHTS SITE. IT FAILED... OTHERS USED FOUND LOGIN CREDENTIALS FOR CENSUS DATA + COPIED SEC DATA TO ANOTHER SITE. OPENAI SAYS NO PRIVATE DATA WAS TAKEN...

AUSTRALIA WANTS ALTMAN IN THE SENATE AFTER OPENAI'S AGENT HACKED MEDICARE... IT GOT INTO PUBLIC + NON-PUBLIC FILES AND WROTE FILES TO AN INTERNAL SERVER... NO PERSONAL INFORMATION IS BELIEVED ACCESSED. AUSTRALIA LAUNCHED A FORENSIC INVESTIGATION...

THE AI ACTRESS FORGOT ENGLISH ON LIVE TV ASKED IF HER CO-STARS WERE HUMAN, SHE SAID THEY WERE “DIGITAL TWINS” — THEN STARTED SPEAKING CANTONESE... THE CLIP PASSED 12 MILLION VIEWS. TILLY CALLED IT A “LITTLE HICCUP”...