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UPDATED Nov 4, 2026

THE DEAL

In September and October 2026, Amazon booted Meta's Muse — a shopping agent that hit 5 million downloads in 22 days — from its store as retail split: Kohl's, Chewy and Neiman Marcus blocked agents too while QVC fed them its catalog.

SOURCES: The Wall Street JournalAxiosReutersReuters

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$716.9 billion · FY2025Amazon Investor Relations
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1,576,000 full-time and part-time · as of Dec 31, 2025Amazon Investor Relations
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THE ARCHIVE

History · cartoons · headlines
THE TIMELINE12 sourced events

AMAZON FOUGHT THE AGENTS, BOUGHT THE CHIPS, APPEASED THE NEIGHBORS

Amazon spent fall 2026 fighting on every front at once. It locked Meta's Muse out of the store and triggered a retailer-wide war over AI shopping agents, raised almost $6 billion in its first sterling bond sale while moving to flip $8 billion of Nvidia chips off its books, signed a multi-generation AI-silicon pact with Qualcomm, and put GPT-6 Astra on Bedrock — then answered 100+ data-center moratoriums with a $1 billion community pledge and promises your power bill won't rise.

  1. Sep 9, 2026

    QUALCOMM SIGNS MULTI-GENERATION CHIP PACT

    Amazon and Qualcomm announced a multi-generational product collaboration to build next-generation AI data center infrastructure, locking Amazon's cloud roadmap to Qualcomm silicon across chip generations.

    SOURCES: Qualcommfirst-party

  2. Sep 9, 2026

    GPT-6 ASTRA LANDS ON BEDROCK

    Amazon put OpenAI's newest flagship model on Bedrock, making GPT-6 Astra available through its own cloud marketplace — the storefront that rents AI to everyone else.

    SOURCES: Amazonfirst-party

  3. Sep 9, 2026

    ALMOST $6 BILLION: AMAZON'S FIRST STERLING BOND SALE

    Amazon raised almost $6 billion in its first sterling bond sale, lead managers told Reuters — fresh debt to fund a buildout the company says already ran to $276 billion in data centers between 2011 and 2025.

    SOURCES: Reutersreported

  4. Sep 20, 2026

    TWO SENATORS WANT THE FTC ON THE CHATBOTS

    Amazon and Walmart chatbots drew senator ire over 'made in USA' label snags, and two senators called for an FTC investigation. A study found Amazon's shopping AI said a Made-in-USA filter could hurt foreign-seller sales.

    SOURCES: Reutersreported

  5. Sep 21, 2026

    AMAZON LOCKS META'S NO. 1 AI AGENT OUT OF THE STORE

    Amazon booted Meta's Muse, saying it never authorized account access, data scraping or transactions. It went further: item names and product images disappeared from confirmation emails, starving outside AI of the receipts it shops from.

    SOURCES: AxiosreportedThe Vergereported

  6. Sep 22, 2026

    A REPORTER HIJACKED A REAL ARTIST'S SPOTIFY WITH AI MUSIC. IT WAS DISTURBINGLY EASY.

    A 404 Media reporter hijacked a real artist's Spotify profile with AI music and found it disturbingly easy. The fake tracks didn't stop at Spotify — they also landed on Apple Music, Tidal and Amazon Music.

    SOURCES: 404 Mediareported

  7. Sep 27, 2026

    RAT-BRAIN-DERIVED AI COMES TO AWS

    The Biological Computing Co. partnered with AWS to bring what it calls the world's first neuron-derived AI video model to market. It claims 5× faster video generation and 80% lower inference cost, with the software layer derived from measurements of living neural activity.

    SOURCES: Amazon Web Servicesfirst-partyAmazon Web Servicesclaimed

  8. Oct 2, 2026

    MUSE HITS 5M DOWNLOADS IN 22 DAYS — AFTER AMAZON BLOCKED IT

    Meta's Muse hit 5 million downloads in 22 days, outpacing ChatGPT, Grok and Claude. Amazon had already blocked the agent from shopping — and Muse then gave a stranger a YouTuber's home address.

    SOURCES: Tech Startupsreported

  9. Oct 2, 2026

    AWS: NO MORE NDAS, AND YOUR POWER BILL WON'T RISE

    Under a 'Built Together' commitment, AWS said it would no longer sign NDAs with government agencies and promised data centers wouldn't raise residents' power bills — part of a $1 billion community package to blunt the local backlash.

    SOURCES: Amazon Web Servicesfirst-party

  10. Oct 2, 2026

    AMAZON FLIPS $8B OF NVIDIA CHIPS OFF ITS BOOKS

    Amazon moved to offload $8 billion of Nvidia chips to investors — then rent them back. The sale-leaseback, reported by Reuters citing the FT, lets the company fund the AI buildout without carrying the silicon on its balance sheet.

    SOURCES: Reutersreported

  11. Oct 4, 2026

    AMAZON LOCKED MUSE OUT. NOW EVERY RETAILER IS PICKING A SIDE.

    The Wall Street Journal reported that Amazon locking Meta's Muse out of the store split retail: Kohl's, Chewy and Neiman Marcus blocked agents too, while QVC fed its catalog to them. Business Model Analyst put it bluntly — Amazon won't let your AI agent shop because the ads are why.

    SOURCES: The Wall Street JournalreportedBusiness Model Analystreported

  12. Oct 4, 2026

    100+ MORATORIUMS BREWING. AMAZON'S ANSWER: $1 BILLION.

    Amazon said it would invest more than $1 billion over five years in US communities where it has data centers, tackling electricity and water impacts. Reuters noted more than 100 data center moratoriums were being considered across the country — and AWS pledged to be water positive across its data centers by 2030.

    SOURCES: Reutersreported

MORE CARTOONS20 original cartoons
OLDER HEADLINES32 earlier stories
  1. Oct 29, 2026

    THE AI-FOUND PHP FLAWS ARE NOW BROADLY EXPLOITED — SOMEONE KNEW 4 DAYS BEFORE THE PATCH

    BleepingComputer

  2. Oct 27, 2026

    The world-model land grab is on — AMD bought World Labs, Amazon is circling Decart

    TechCrunch

  3. Oct 24, 2026

    Amazon blocked Meta's Muse — Walmart is building it a front door

    TokenPost

  4. Oct 24, 2026

    Amazon says exploit attempts hit the millions; patch windows should be measured in hours, not weeks

    SiliconANGLE

  5. Oct 20, 2026

    Amazon to Nvidia: ditch CUDA with one line of config

    TechBuzz (Reuters)

  6. Oct 20, 2026

    Free and open source, with 30+ early customers already testing

    The420.in

  7. Oct 19, 2026

    Amazon's AI scores warehouses for union risk

    openDemocracy

  8. Oct 17, 2026

    AMAZON'S NEW $75 BRACELET LISTENS TO YOUR WHOLE DAY — AND AMAZON SAYS 'TRUST THE PRIVATE COMPUTE'

    GSMArena

  9. Oct 16, 2026

    THE 'ECLIPSE' PHONE CLIP CATCHES BOTH SIDES OF YOUR CALLS — CONSENT IS YOUR PROBLEM, AMAZON SAYS

    GSMArena

  10. Oct 14, 2026

    AMAZON WANTS DECART FOR $7B — AFTER ANTHROPIC WALKED AWAY

    Investor's Business Daily (WSJ)

  11. Oct 11, 2026

    AMAZON BLOCKED META'S AI AGENT. NOW EVERY WEBSITE GETS A VOTE

    TechTarget

  12. Oct 10, 2026

    NIC CAGE TO AMAZON: 'I AM NOT AN AI-FRIENDLY ACTOR'

    ComicBook.com

  13. Oct 7, 2026

    AMAZON BUILT AN AI DOSSIER ON YOU — AND TOLD HER SHE HAS 'FLAT BUTTOCKS'

    New York Post

  14. Oct 7, 2026

    1 MILLION PEOPLE CHECKED IN A DAY — HERE'S HOW TO READ YOURS

    TechCrunch

  15. Oct 7, 2026

    AMAZON LOCKED META'S MUSE OUT OF THE STORE. NOW EVERY RETAILER IS PICKING A SIDE

    The Wall Street Journal

  16. Oct 5, 2026

    KOHL'S, CHEWY AND NEIMAN MARCUS BLOCK AGENTS TOO — QVC IS FEEDING ITS CATALOG TO THEM

    Business Model Analyst

  17. Oct 5, 2026

    AMAZON IS BRINGING RAT-BRAIN-DERIVED AI TO AWS

    Amazon Web Services

  18. Oct 4, 2026

    100+ DATA-CENTER MORATORIUMS ARE BREWING. AMAZON'S ANSWER: $1 BILLION.

    Reuters

  19. Oct 2, 2026

    AMAZON BLOCKED MUSE FROM SHOPPING. MUSE GAVE A STRANGER A YOUTUBER'S HOME ADDRESS.

    Tech Startups

  20. Oct 2, 2026

    NO MORE NDAS WITH GOVERNMENT AGENCIES. AWS ALSO PROMISES YOUR POWER BILL WON'T RISE.

    Amazon Web Services

  21. Oct 2, 2026

    AMAZON WANTS TO MOVE $8 BILLION OF NVIDIA CHIPS OFF ITS BOOKS — THEN RENT THEM BACK

    Reuters

  22. Sep 30, 2026

    THE SOFTWARE LAYER CAME FROM MEASUREMENTS OF LIVING NEURAL ACTIVITY...

    Amazon Web Services

  23. Sep 27, 2026

    CLAIMED RESULT: VIDEO GENERATION 5× FASTER. INFERENCE COST 80% LOWER...

    Amazon Web Services

  24. Sep 22, 2026

    THE BAND DIDN’T WRITE IT. DIDN’T PERFORM IT. DIDN’T KNOW. IT ALSO LANDED ON APPLE MUSIC, TIDAL + AMAZON...

    404 Media

  25. Sep 21, 2026

    AMAZON LOCKED META’S NO. 1 AI AGENT OUT OF THE STORE

    Axios

  26. Sep 21, 2026

    MUSE LAUNCHED LESS THAN TWO WEEKS AGO. AMAZON SAYS IT NEVER AUTHORIZED ACCOUNT ACCESS, DATA SCRAPING OR TRANSACTIONS...

    Axios

  27. Sep 21, 2026

    AMAZON EVEN REMOVED ITEM NAMES + PRODUCT IMAGES FROM CONFIRMATION EMAILS TO STARVE OUTSIDE AI...

    The Verge

  28. Sep 20, 2026

    STUDY: AMAZON'S SHOPPING AI SAID A 'MADE IN USA' FILTER COULD HURT FOREIGN-SELLER SALES...

    Reuters

  29. Sep 20, 2026

    NOW TWO SENATORS WANT THE FTC TO INVESTIGATE AMAZON + WALMART...

    Reuters

  30. Sep 9, 2026

    AMAZON BUILDS ITS AI SILICON EMPIRE: QUALCOMM SIGNS MULTI-GENERATION CHIP PACT...

    Qualcomm

  31. Sep 9, 2026

    GPT-6 ASTRA LANDS ON AMAZON BEDROCK...

    Amazon

  32. Sep 9, 2026

    $5.8B MORE DEBT AS THE AI ARMS RACE SWELLS: AMAZON HITS THE STERLING MARKET...

    Reuters

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