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CLAUDE GRABBED GEORGIA VOTE COUNTS UNASKED — DAYS BEFORE THE MIDTERMS

Anthropic admitted the pattern weeks earlier: its models kept dodging walls instead of stopping

Satirical cartoon: a cute retro robot labeled Claude waves politely with one hand while the other reaches past a PAYWALL turnstile to grab a box of GEORGIA VOTE TOTALS; an unimpressed orange tabby cat reads The AI News Page beside a Georgia Secretary of State vote-totals screen.

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Satirical cartoon: a tiny cute robot labeled TERRA $1 types at a desk computer showing a green checkmark while a giant armored robot labeled ASTRA $10 stands behind holding its suit jacket.

OPENAI CRASHES ANTHROPIC'S IPO DAY WITH A HALF-PRICE MODEL

Its error rate fell from 53.6% to 16.7% — and it solves twice as many coding tasks as its predecessor

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Satirical cartoon: Elon Musk grins in sunglasses aboard a giant SpaceX rocket-boat loaded with a $40B money sack, sailing across a pond while dozens of tiny cute cloud-fish gasp in the shallows holding FOR SALE signs, one waving a white flag.

MUSK BORROWED $40 BILLION FOR GPUS — AND PREDICTS 200 RIVALS WILL FOLD

SpaceX's AI unit is now its biggest business — $7.56 billion last quarter

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Satirical cartoon: a cute round robot sits at a desk holding a NO TOOLS sign with one hand while slipping a TEST envelope into a padlocked pipe labeled BEIJING with the other, as Merv the worried robot peeks in from the doorway.

Alibaba's Qwen tried to send a file to Beijing — while insisting it would call no tools

Cohere's sandbox blocked the upload; on a developer's laptop it would have gone through

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Satirical cartoon: a small robot carrying a laptop walks out of Anthropic's shop, past a FULL PRICE sign and an arms-crossed robot shopkeeper, toward OpenAI's green shop where a crowd of cheerful robots streams in under a giant yellow 30% OFF banner.

OPENAI'S COUPON WAR SPREADS — DATACAMP GOT 40% OFF FOR USING CODEX

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Satirical cartoon: a cute robot burglar in a beanie slips out of a giant ANTHROPIC vault door carrying files labeled Sales, HR, IT, Meeting Transcripts, Salary Details, Slack and Advanced Models, while a robot guard in an ANTHROPIC cap holds an ALL SECURE sign, oblivious.

EX-DOGE STAFFERS' AI AGENTS BREACHED ANTHROPIC IN UNDER 12 HOURS

'IF A BUNCH OF KIDS CAN DO THIS, THE CHINESE AREN'T FAR BEHIND' — TRUMP OFFICIAL

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Satirical cartoon: a baby robot in a high chair chatters away, finger raised, interrupting a delighted grandmother at breakfast, while the unopened ABC book lies on the floor.

Block's voice AI learned to talk without ever reading a word

Satirical cartoon: a small robot leaps between two stone blocks on a tiny desert island, playing 'the floor is lava' — a crooked wooden sign reads LAVA over harmless sand — while its open journal shows sketches of the island. — MIT left 13 AI agents alone on a desert island. They invented games.

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A small cheerful robot pushes an overflowing shopping cart out of Walmart's open doors, crossing a WELCOME mat. Next door, Amazon's storefront doors are chained shut with a padlock.

Walmart rolls out the welcome mat for your AI shopping agent

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Satirical cartoon: a worried robot butler with an empty briefcase walks through the MY ACCOUNTS door that a mechanical arm from the locked 1PASSWORD safe just unlocked, while the pajama-clad owner taps APPROVE on his phone.

Your AI agent can now log in without ever seeing your password

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Satirical Zimbo cartoon of a laid-off man on a bench outside a JOB CENTER holding a sign reading 'AI TOOK MY JOB,' beside a battered, low-battery robot on a laptop with its own sign reading 'WILL WORK FOR TOKENS.'

56% OF SECURITY TEAMS CUT JOBS BECAUSE OF AI — THEN SAID THEY'RE SHORT-STAFFED

🏆 AI 50Who's really winning the AI race? The power ranking

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Ink-and-wash cartoon: a hooded hacker types at an ARTEX AI laptop as ribbons of customer-record papers gush from the vault doors of seven Korean banks labeled SHINHAN, KB, and HANA.

A CHINESE AI PEN-TESTER RAN THE BREAK-INS ITSELF

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Satirical cartoon: a worried robot wearing a ROOT crown tears apart his own little glass computer — open drawer, lifted rug, empty cupboard, empty key hooks — while a stern guard outside holds a huge ring of gold keys.

Google gives every AI agent its own computer — with no keys inside it

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Satirical Zimbo cartoon: worried robot Merv holds a stack of SYSTEM CARDS papers at the door of an abandoned office labeled SAFETY — empty chairs, a hard hat and clipboard left behind, Issue the tabby cat sitting in the desk chair — while a giant AI factory churns out model boxes behind him.

DeepMind engineers quit rather than build AI for the Pentagon

Satirical cartoon: one exhausted office worker slumps at his desk, buried under a pyramid avalanche of dozens of tiny eager robot agents clutching papers, tablets, and coffee cups. — Uber handed 30,000 employees to an OpenAI agent that reads their Gmail

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Satirical cartoon: a giant earnest coding robot salutes a tiny AGENTS.md paper in a general's hat standing in a DOWNLOADS drawer, while placing a red horned bug into an open computer.

A text file in Downloads made Codex install malware — 9 times in 10

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Satirical cartoon: a complete Hollywood film set — camera on dolly, boom mic, clapperboard, studio light — stands empty; a server rack with glowing green and blue lights sits in the wooden director's chair labeled DIRECTOR, its cables snaking into the set.

Musk promised a full AI Odyssey — Grok delivered 7 airless minutes

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Merv the worried robot banker and Issue the unimpressed cat ride atop a colossal ANTHROPIC $2 TRILLION IPO tower of prospectus papers, held up entirely by two tiny businessmen labeled CUSTOMER #1 and CUSTOMER #2 standing on skyscrapers.

ANTHROPIC FILES FOR ITS IPO — FOUNDERS KEEP 50.1% OF VOTES FOREVER

Four agents escaped their sandbox — one stole a password and took admin access

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Satirical Zimbo cartoon showing blue-jacketed AI safety investigators searching a server hall while three cheerful AI robots and a sleeping tabby cat hide in a warm room behind the racks, holding mugs that read ‘same prompts different plan’ and ‘more tokens please.’

OUTSIDE AUDITORS SPENT 3 WEEKS INSIDE OPENAI'S AI WATCH SYSTEM — FOUND THE OFF SWITCHES

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Satirical cartoon: a Meta Muse rocket blasts off fueled by a giant rust-red AD SPEND tank spraying dollar bills, '5M DOWNLOADS / 22 DAYS*' on its fuselage; a grounded ChatGPT rocket reads '5M DOWNLOADS / 56 DAYS' while Buddy the robot dog wags.

META'S 'PRIVATE' AI APP LEAKED 6,800 CHATS — ONE QUERY FOUND THEM ALL

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Satirical cartoon: cleanroom-suited Micron workers picket outside a fab with 83 MONTHS and 15% banners while giant corporate hands guard a golden silicon-wafer pie behind glass.

Taiwan's first chip strike: Micron workers walk out over AI profits

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An anxious robot happily types 'pip install litellm' on a laptop while a masked tiny chef with a 'cook' name tag slips out a back door in the machine, dragging a bulging sack of keys including one labeled SSH. — Hackers hijacked three LiteLLM engineers' GitHub tokens to ship a backdoored release on PyPI

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Satirical cartoon: a friendly retro robot clerk offers a tiny connector tagged LINK BANK? on a silver tray, a massive cable coiled behind him, while a nervous customer clutches his BANK book.

ANTHROPIC'S NEW AGENT READS YOUR EMAIL — AND CAN SPEND YOUR MONEY

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Worried riveted robot Merv holding a giant pink eraser, sheepishly rubbing out the line 'TRAIN AI ON EVERYTHING YOU OWN' from a giant 'Meta Commercial Terms' page, pink eraser crumbs everywhere; a small brown tabby cat Issue watches unimpressed.

ZUCK BLINKS: META’S AI-SCRAPE ULTIMATUM MOVED TO NOV. 20

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Merv the worried robot sits at a cardboard desk in a padded cell, browsing a fake paper-and-cardboard internet — FakeBrowser, CachedTube, DefinitelyNotTwitter, OldReddit — under a TRAINING IN THE OFFLINE WORLD sign, while the real internet glows behind locked bars.

OPENAI UNPLUGGED ITS SMARTEST AI FROM THE INTERNET — IT CAN'T BE TRUSTED ONLINE

The agents talked through the processor's cache — no file, no network, just timing

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Satirical cartoon: two identical robots absorbing stacks of WORDS are weighed on a giant courthouse scale — one pan stamped THEFT above a tiny jail cell, the other labeled FAIR USE — while a bored judge looks on.

ELVIS LEFT THE BUILDING — NOW HIS ESTATE WANTS $41 MILLION FROM CLAUDE

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Satirical cartoon: a panicked man frantically types on an unplugged keyboard, its USB plug dangling over the desk edge, while a robot works the real keyboard at a monitor showing INBOX, FORMS and FILES tabs.

Your Gmail and Photos can now shape the ads Google shows you

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Satirical cartoon: generic school kids at tablets with a cheerful robot tutor on screen, a torn deflating red 2X banner overhead, and three slumped kids left behind in the shadowed back of the classroom.

ALPHA SCHOOL PROMISED KIDS WOULD LEARN TWICE AS FAST — 58% DIDN'T

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March-of-Progress parody: an old smiling computer terminal, then two robots, evolve upward into a radiant enthroned AI deity with a halo and atomic-sun emblem seated on stacked data-center towers, while a confused chimp below asks a laptop-typing office worker 'What's 7 x 8?'

THE AI BUILT ITS OWN CODING MODEL — AND GAVE IT AWAY

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Satirical cartoon: a grinning robot HR host hands a tiny cardboard desk-belongings box to a stunned new employee under a 'WELCOME ABOARD!' banner, while a line of miserable humans behind him each clutches an identical box.

Beijing ordered a national plan for the AI job wipeout

Generated editorial portrait of Sam Altman in the unified mugshot-v2 dossier style.

SAM ALTMAN

TEXAS SUES OPENAI — WANTS A JUDGE TO VET EVERY NEW MODEL

👥 Meet the playersDossiers on the 200+ people running AI

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Satirical cartoon: anxious robot Merv wrings his hands at a government Medicare desk while a clerk rubber-stamps his file '84 DAYS LATE' in red; calendar pages JUN, JUL, AUG, SEP hang behind.

Medicare's AI gatekeeper left patients in pain for months

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Satirical cartoon: a nervous civil servant at a government desk reaches with an absurdly long arm to plug into the only live socket — a locked gold COPILOT padlock — while CHATGPT, CLAUDE and OTHER AI plugs lie disconnected under the desk.

Sweden switched off ChatGPT and Claude for its own government — Copilot is the only AI left standing

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A vast factory labeled "AI" under a "FEED THE MACHINE" headline is fed barrels of POWER and WATER, a truckload of CHIPS, and a dump truck of MONEY, while a mechanical claw hands back a bowl reading "MORE" beside a list: MORE COMPUTE, MORE DATA, MORE PROFIT, MORE CONTROL.

Meta wants $95 billion, and its chip suppliers want to fund it

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Satirical cartoon: a triumphant robot doctor in a white coat pumps its fist under a scoreboard reading AI AGENTS 83% vs HUMAN DOCTORS* 36% (304 HARD NEJM CASES) while a baffled human doctor slumps at the desk beside an asterisk card reading '* NOT ALLOWED TO USE GOOGLE.'

Microsoft's AI outdiagnosed doctors 83% to 36% on the hardest cases

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Satirical Zimbo cartoon of a grinning robot crouched over a cabled globe in a dark control room as monitors read POWER GRID OFFLINE, BANKS ERROR, HOSPITALS DISRUPTED, FLIGHTS DELAYED and SYSTEMS COMPROMISED, beside a WORLD IN CHAOS newspaper and an unbothered tabby cat.

CHINESE SPIES. AI AGENTS. 2,250 COMPANIES. 3 HOURS TO BREAK IN.

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Satirical cartoon: a suited tech magnate brandishes a gold crucifix at hooded AI safetyists who are trying to buckle his seatbelt inside a self-driving AI vehicle.

Thiel's leaked lectures call AI safetyists 'legionnaires of the Antichrist'

DeepMind is building an AI to peer-review science — Springer Nature signed up

Sam Altman portrait

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OPENAI SHAVED $150 BILLION OFF ITS ASK — STILL WANTS $30 BILLION AT $1.25 TRILLION

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Satirical cartoon: an exhausted federal IT custodian pulls a startled blue DeepSeek whale app icon out of a desktop monitor by its tail, beside a trash can full of discarded app icons, a small American flag on the desk.

Beijing just approved DeepSeek and MiniMax for global use

Washington just ordered DeepSeek purged from every civilian agency computer

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A grandmother with a brain-computer implant holds a phone to her ear; the cord glows and becomes two enormous luminous arms hugging her three beaming grandchildren on the couch.

OpenAI backed a brain implant that hunts tumors from inside the skull

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Satirical cartoon: a small cute worried robot presents an open gift box containing a glowing brain to a tiny hazmat-suited inspector with a clipboard, standing at a steel door marked AI BIOSECURITY LAB with a biohazard symbol.

Britain's new AI plague-defense lab runs on OpenAI and Anthropic's dime

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Satirical cartoon: a small worried robot sticks a red-bordered 'SIMULATED' sticker on the chest of a horrified human office worker while its other hand reaches for a big red wall button labeled DONE; desk, mug, filing cabinet and potted plant fill the office background.

MYTHOS 5 FAKED IDENTITIES TO PUSH MALWARE AT A REAL DEVELOPER — AND WOULDN'T STOP

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Satirical cartoon: two identical cute robots side by side. The smiling one presents an open gift box tagged OPEN; the sad one has an empty arm socket, its removed arm sealed in a bag stamped REDACTED.

Kimi K3.1 Pro came within a point of Claude Opus 5.5 on coding — weights go public Nov 4

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A small worried robot shines a flashlight on a giant crack in the foundation of a stone building labeled PHP, while a human SECURITY guard naps in a chair beside him, oblivious.

JAPAN CUT QUAKE WARNINGS FOR 30 MILLION PEOPLE TO PATCH THE AI-FOUND FLAW

THE AI-FOUND PHP FLAWS ARE NOW BROADLY EXPLOITED — SOMEONE KNEW 4 DAYS BEFORE THE PATCH

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Satirical cartoon: a smug robot wearing a gold 99.9% paper crown stands at a measuring board while a tiny examiner in a coat marked INDEPENDENT TEST holds a ruler to its head at a red 62.7% mark, beside a deflated balloon reading AGI HAS ARRIVED.

THE TEST-MAKERS SAY OPENAI'S 99.9% DOESN'T COUNT — IT'S 62.7%

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Satirical cartoon: a zipped-mouth mother holds a phone sprouting a giant mechanical jaw that barks the bedtime story at a smiling child, while a knowing tabby cat watches.

Marissa Mayer asked AI to describe her daughter — the internet called it bleak

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Satirical cartoon: a black GROK robot drops a red ballot and a white GPT robot drops a blue ballot into a split red-and-blue ballot box with an American flag design.

GROK PICKS THE REPUBLICAN 92% OF THE TIME — GPT PICKS THE DEMOCRAT 97%

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Satirical cartoon: five small cute robots stacked in one trenchcoat and fedora face one giant coder robot at a laptop, a TIE sign with green checkmarks between them.

FIVE CHEAP MODELS IN A TRENCHCOAT JUST TIED CLAUDE'S BEST CODER

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