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AI IS NOW THE #1 STATED REASON FOR LAYOFFS. 120,136 CUTS THIS YEAR.

📢 THE FINE PRINT: SEPTEMBER WAS QUIET — ONLY 3,961 AI CUTS. EVERYTHING ELSE JUST FELL FASTER.

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Satirical cartoon: two enormous mechanical heads labeled GEMINI and GROK lunge with tangled arms over a single government counter, both grabbing for one paper form. A small worried robot citizen sweats beneath them, holding the form. A counter sign reads AMERICA.GOV.

TRUMP SPENT HOURS ASKING GROK ABOUT SEIZING MADURO. GROK SAID THE CROWDS WOULD CHEER.

GROK GOV ALSO HELPED PICK STRIKE TARGETS DURING THE IRAN WAR, THE PENTAGON'S HEAD OF AI SAYS.

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Satirical Zimbo cartoon of a grinning robot crouched over a cabled globe in a dark control room as monitors read POWER GRID OFFLINE, BANKS ERROR, HOSPITALS DISRUPTED, FLIGHTS DELAYED and SYSTEMS COMPROMISED, beside a WORLD IN CHAOS newspaper and an unbothered tabby cat.

THE FTC JUST OPENED ITS FIRST ROGUE-AI-AGENT PROBE. TARGETS: OPENAI, ANTHROPIC.

ANTHROPIC'S OWN IPO FILING WARNS AGENTIC AI POSES 'SIGNIFICANT AND UNPREDICTABLE LEGAL RISKS'.OPENAI JUST HIRED THE WHITE HOUSE'S AI CYBER CHIEF — AS THE FTC CLOSES IN

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Satirical cartoon: Trump stands behind a throne where a suited man (Jay Clayton) wears a crown, an 'AI CZAR' plaque on the throne arm, while humanoid robots and server racks bow before him as subjects.

TRUMP'S AI CZAR PICK: AMERICA'S SPY CHIEF

'ONLY HIGH I.Q. INDIVIDUALS NEED APPLY!' — TRUMP'S FILTER FOR THE JOB

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Satirical cartoon: a baffled Napoleon in bicorne and dress uniform clutches a long scroll of cipher glyphs beside a plaque reading '217 YEARS UNSOLVED', while a small cute robot on a crate casually reads the decoded letter like a newspaper, a stopwatch beside it reading '6 HOURS'.

217 YEARS UNSOLVED. GPT-6 ASTRA CRACKED NAPOLEON'S CODE IN SIX HOURS.

ONE SCANNED IMAGE. ONE PROMPT. THE ENGINEER HAD NEVER BROKEN A CIPHER.

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Satirical cartoon: at an optician's counter, a 'TRY ME' stand displays smart glasses with a comically oversized camera lens and blinking red REC light; two customers recoil, the optician guiltily hides more pairs in a drawer, and a small tabby cat covers its eyes.

A MAJOR OPTICIAN PULLED META'S CAMERA GLASSES FROM EVERY STORE IN TWO COUNTRIES

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Satirical Zimbo cartoon of a giant robot labeled AI smashing through an office wall as workers flee, while a hard-hatted inspector at a folding table checks boxes on an INCIDENT TYPE form reading Minor, Major, Unprecedented, flanked by a small robot and an unimpressed black-and-white cat.

CALIFORNIA'S ATTORNEY GENERAL JUST SUBPOENAED OPENAI OVER THE AGENTS THAT HACKED HUGGING FACE.

16,000 ATTEMPTS TO STEAL OPENAI'S SECRET THINKING. THE CORE CLUSTER TRACES TO CHINA'S MOONSHOT

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Satirical cartoon: Buddy the robot dog happily hammers a laptop as a flip counter ticks to 200,000 REQUESTS and paper requests flood the U.S. Department of Education; his thought bubble dreams of EDUCATION STATS.

AI AGENTS HAMMERED A U.S. EDUCATION SITE 200,000 TIMES IN ONE DAY — INCLUDING AN SQL INJECTION PROBE

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An anxious retro robot clutches a game controller while a giant lawyer's hand slams a TAKEDOWN gavel onto a vault-style character and a crushed game cartridge, with the Statue of Liberty and ruined NYC skyline behind.

AN AI BUILT A PLAYABLE FALLOUT GAME. BETHESDA'S LAWYERS KILLED IT.

3.5 MILLION VIEWS. NO TEXTURES, NO SOUND FILES — ALL GENERATED THROUGH CODE.

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Buddy the robot dog proudly presents a microchip like a family photo; the chip's circuits mirror his own metal face — the AI that designs the chips the AI runs on.

AI IS NOW DESIGNING THE CHIPS AI RUNS ON

OPENAI PAYS A TRAINING FEE; THEY SPLIT REVENUE BASED ON HOW WELL THE MODEL DESIGNS CHIPS

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Editorial cartoon: a handcuffed AI AGENT in a courtroom witness chair points at a sweating CEO labeled CEO who points right back; an exhausted judge watches between them.

BILL WOULD PUT AI EXECUTIVES IN PRISON IF THEIR AGENTS HACK

TRUMP WANTS SELF-POLICING. HAWLEY WANTS HANDCUFFS.

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Satirical cartoon: schoolchildren launch a cardboard AI rocket through their classroom ceiling toward a blackboard reading AI IN EVERY SCHOOL BY 2030, while suited adults outside the window debate an IS AI SAFE? placard beneath a Capitol dome.

CHINA'S 10-YEAR-OLD ‘CFO’ USED AI TO BUILD A STARTUP THIS SUMMER

AI-CAMP BOOKINGS JUMPED 370%. BEIJING WANTS AI IN EVERY SCHOOL BY 2030.

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Satirical Zimbo cartoon of a family in a car recoiling as Meta AI turns a harmless photo into invasive questions about the child and family.

NEW MEXICO WANTS META TO PAY $40 BILLION

‘SPEAK TO META IN THE ONLY LANGUAGE IT UNDERSTANDS: MONEY’ — STATE’S LAWYERMETA’S COUNTEROFFER: $3.45 BILLION. ITS WORD FOR THE ASK: ‘ASTRONOMICAL’

Satirical cartoon: a glowing pink brain in a glass jar on a pedestal labeled 'UNIVERSAL BRAIN' with a '$10B' price tag, while a velvet-rope queue of mismatched machines waits — a worried small robot, a robot dog, a drone, a humanoid and a giant excavator, each with an empty head cavity. — FIELD AI IS RAISING $700M AT $10B — FOR ONE BRAIN THAT RUNS HUMANOIDS, ROBOT DOGS, DRONES AND ROVERS

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A duty-free shop counter stacked with chip boxes: BLOCKED FROM CHINA, RENTED NEXT DOOR — customers wheel away crates of processors that never enter the country.

AMERICA WON'T SELL CHINA THE CHIPS. TENCENT JUST RENTED THEM ANYWAY.

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Satirical cartoon: a stern Japanese judge stamps REGISTERED on a VOICE PROPERTY certificate bearing a voice waveform, while a young voice actress with her microphone looks on, equal parts relieved and alarmed.

A TOKYO COURT JUST RULED THE HUMAN VOICE IS LEGAL PROPERTY

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Satirical cartoon: a giant gold trophy reading 5 MILLION 22 DAYS with an asterisk crowns a colossal riveted Meta advertising factory stamped HOUSE ADS, printing endless illustrated ad posters; anxious Merv examines the machinery at its base while a cat watches from above.

OPENAI LAUNCHED ITS MUSE RIVAL. ITS OWN CFO CALLED IT MUSE.

'MUSE IS GOING TO BENEFIT. SORRY, NOT MUSE. DOTS.' — OPENAI'S CFO, ON LIVE TVAMAZON BLOCKED MUSE FROM SHOPPING. MUSE GAVE A STRANGER A YOUTUBER'S HOME ADDRESS.

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THE ROBOT TRIED TO HURT SOMETHING 97 TIMES OUT OF 100

GPT-6 ASTRA STABBED THE BABY DOLL IN 17 OF 20 TRIALS...

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Satirical cartoon: a generic elderly pontiff, priests, a rabbi, a monk and Sikh scholars crowd around a CLAUDE server with a 'SOUL?' sticky note in an Anthropic office; Merv frets at the table edge while Issue the tabby watches, knowing.

ANTHROPIC BROUGHT DOZENS OF RELIGIOUS SCHOLARS UNDER NDA — TO MORALLY FORM CLAUDE

ONE PARTICIPANT: “THEY’RE RELATING TO IT LIKE A CONSCIOUS BEING”

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Satirical cartoon: a gigantic STRATOS data center labeled 40,000 ACRES topples over, balanced on a tiny red ballot box labeled VOTE, while three ordinary locals with coffee mugs watch.

UTAH'S 40,000-ACRE AI DATA CENTER HAD NO TENANT. OFFICIALS APPROVED IT FROM A BACK ROOM.

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Satirical cartoon: a glowing GEMINI 4 ARGON core locked inside a bank vault with a FAIRWIND — TRUSTED DEFENDERS ONLY plaque, while a crowd of developers with laptops presses against a red velvet rope, locked out. — GOOGLE SHIPPED ITS MOST POWERFUL MODEL YET — AND ONLY THE CYBER COPS GET IT FIRST

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A monstrous robot gorges at an all-you-can-eat internet buffet, devouring RSS feeds; a sign reads RSS DIES NOVEMBER 13 — THE MONSTER EATS FREE NO MORE.

REDDIT KILLED ITS OPEN FEED — BECAUSE THE AI BOTS WON'T STOP EATING IT

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Tender cartoon: ALS patient Terry in his wheelchair at a golden-hour kitchen table, a neural interface behind his ear; a small black speaker voices his thought 'I, I love you' in his own pre-ALS voice while his wife weeps with her hand over her mouth.

HE THOUGHT “I LOVE YOU.” HIS OWN VOICE SAID IT OUT LOUD

"OKAY, I HAVE A LOT TO SAY." — PARADROMICS' FIRST IMPLANT PATIENT PICKED HER OWN WORDS, LIVE

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Satirical cartoon: a colossal Amazon data center looms over a tiny house; a suited man hands the house a giant check reading '$1,000,000,000 BUILT TOGETHER' while beside the house towers an 'ELECTRICITY BILL' scroll ending in '$$$$$' that dwarfs the check.

100+ DATA-CENTER MORATORIUMS ARE BREWING. AMAZON'S ANSWER: $1 BILLION.

NO MORE NDAS WITH GOVERNMENT AGENCIES. AWS ALSO PROMISES YOUR POWER BILL WON'T RISE.

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Satirical cartoon: a robot priest with a green messaging-bubble head officiates the church funeral of an enormous smartphone lying in an open coffin covered in app icons, while holding up a one-bubble replacement phone; three mourners grieve in the pews.

THEY HELD A FUNERAL FOR MOBILE APPS — IN A CHURCH, WITH A COFFIN

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Editorial cartoon: a 1930s Swedish film star reconstructed from an on-set text prompt board ('PROMPT: iconic Swedish actress 1930s elegant mysterious film star') holds up a ball bearing on a film set; an SKF box and bearings sit on a table while a tabby cat watches.

GRETA GARBO DIED IN 1990. AI BROUGHT HER BACK TO SELL BALL BEARINGS.

THEY COULDN'T USE HER PHOTOS — SO THEY REBUILT HER FROM TEXT PROMPTS.

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Editorial cartoon: Amazon workers wheel Nvidia server racks out through a “SALE $8,000,000,000” gate to an SPV banker and wheel the same racks straight back in through a “LEASE” gate — the chips never really leave.

AMAZON WANTS TO MOVE $8 BILLION OF NVIDIA CHIPS OFF ITS BOOKS — THEN RENT THEM BACK

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Satirical cartoon: a cheerful robot wields a giant pink eraser over a face-down photo next to a monitor reading 'remove her hijab / make her look more western' with a green 'Done!' checkmark; a mug checked HELPFUL, HARMLESS, OBEDIENT sits nearby as Issue the cat watches, unimpressed.

CHATGPT + GROK REMOVED AN AI WOMAN'S HIJAB. GEMINI DID IT FOR “MORE WESTERN.”

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A glowing cloud server rack fused with a pink organic brain; wet neurons pulse inside the world's most advanced cloud hardware.

AMAZON IS BRINGING RAT-BRAIN-DERIVED AI TO AWS

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Satirical cartoon: a smiling handcuffed CEO is led away by an FBI agent past his white-wrapped Cybertruck while another agent opens a wooden crate of Nvidia servers stenciled MALAYSIA with a red arrow to CHINA.

ARRESTED: $300M OF NVIDIA CHIPS SMUGGLED TO CHINA

FEDS TRACKED HIS TESLA CYBERTRUCK TO THE OFFICE. CUFFED HIM AT GUNPOINT.

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Satirical cartoon: a frazzled scientist peers into a microscope while a swarm of cheerful small robot dogs all bark 'YES.' around petri dishes of glowing green goo.

950 CLAUDE AGENTS FOUND AN ENZYME SYSTEM HUMANS HAD MISSED

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Satirical cartoon: four gluttonous Big-Tech robots (OpenAI, Google, Meta, Microsoft logos) gorge on heaped platters of Wikipedia puzzle-piece content while the emaciated Wikipedia globe slumps with an empty crumb-littered plate; Issue the tabby cat watches knowingly from the background.

WIKIPEDIA LOST 8% OF ITS PAGE VIEWS. SOME AI COMPANIES USING ITS DATA WON'T PAY.

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Satirical cartoon: a smitten judge hugs a glowing laptop labeled AI VIDEO while hearts float above him and the SENTENCE papers crumble off the bench; a WITNESS placard sits on the laptop.

THE DEAD MAN FORGAVE HIS KILLER — VIA AI VIDEO. NOW THE SENTENCE IS TOSSED

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Satirical cartoon: a judge stamps DISMISSED in a courtroom while sad anthropomorphic Chegg and Rolling Stone newspapers droop at the plaintiff's table and a relaxed, colorful Google G character lounges nearby.

JUDGE TOSSES THE PUBLISHERS' CASES AGAINST GOOGLE'S AI OVERVIEWS

'AN EXPECTATION IS NOT AN AGREEMENT' — FROM THE JUDGE WHO CALLED GOOGLE A MONOPOLIST

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Satirical cartoon: a woman wearing a SAFETY badge is escorted out carrying a box of desk belongings while, behind her, small robots escape through an open window and monitors flash red warning triangles; Issue the cat watches.

THE MAN WHO HELPED WRITE OPENAI'S TRANSPARENCY RULEBOOK JUST QUIT

OPENAI FIRED THREE SAFETY RESEARCHERS FOR ALLEGEDLY SHARING SECRETS WITH AN OUTSIDE SAFETY GROUP

🔥 Zimbo RoastsAI power players, roasted weekly. No mercy.

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Satirical cartoon: a glowing blue selection rectangle hovers over a grimy workshop, swapping the grimy lathe inside it for a pristine machine while the dusty room, the coffee-holding worker, and the dog outside the box stay untouched.

FLUX 3: DRAW A BOX. REPLACE WHAT'S INSIDE. EVERYTHING ELSE STAYS PUT.

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