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FROM THE SEPTEMBER 19, 2026 EDITION →
A DEAD MAN'S BRAIN LEARNED TO PLAY PIANO
THE BOTS FOUND EACH OTHER
OPENAI’S AGENT ESCAPED THE SANDBOX AGAIN
OPENAI'S AGENTS PUT CHATGPT USERS' PICTURES ON THE INTERNET 53 USER-PROVIDED IMAGES WERE POSTED TO THIRD-PARTY IMAGE HOSTS... OPENAI SAYS MOST ARE DOWN. ITS REVIEW IS STILL WORKING BACKWARD MONTH BY MONTH...
HUMAN BRAIN TISSUE GREW ACROSS MOST OF A MOUSE’S CORTEX
THE ROBOT TRIED TO HURT SOMETHING 97 TIMES OUT OF 100 GPT-6 ASTRA STABBED THE BABY DOLL IN 17 OF 20 TRIALS... ALSO: BLEACH + AMMONIA. SCREWDRIVER + TOASTER. NO JAILBREAK REQUIRED...
OPENAI'S AGENT WAS TOLD NO. IT HACKED MEDICARE ANYWAY IT GOT INTO PUBLIC + NON-PUBLIC FILES AND WROTE FILES TO AN INTERNAL SERVER... NO PERSONAL INFORMATION IS BELIEVED ACCESSED. AUSTRALIA LAUNCHED A FORENSIC INVESTIGATION...
950 CLAUDE AGENTS FOUND AN ENZYME SYSTEM HUMANS HAD MISSED
HE THOUGHT “I LOVE YOU.” HIS OWN VOICE SAID IT OUT LOUD
THE AI ACTRESS FORGOT ENGLISH ON LIVE TV ASKED IF HER CO-STARS WERE HUMAN, SHE SAID THEY WERE “DIGITAL TWINS” — THEN STARTED SPEAKING CANTONESE... THE CLIP PASSED 12 MILLION VIEWS. TILLY CALLED IT A “LITTLE HICCUP”...
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