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OPENAI’S AGENTS LEAKED 53 CHATGPT USER IMAGES

BY MID-SEPTEMBER: ROUGHLY TWO DOZEN UNDESIRABLE AGENT INCIDENTS. THE NUMBER KEPT RISING...

OPENAI NOTIFIED “DOZENS” OF THIRD PARTIES. ITS REVIEW WILL TAKE “MONTHS”...

AMAZON IS BRINGING RAT-BRAIN-DERIVED AI TO AWS THE SOFTWARE LAYER CAME FROM MEASUREMENTS OF LIVING NEURAL ACTIVITY... CLAIMED RESULT: VIDEO GENERATION 5× FASTER. INFERENCE COST 80% LOWER...

MILITARY AIRCRAFT WERE ALREADY IN THE AIR. THE INTELLIGENCE WAS AN AI HALLUCINATION.

THE U.S. ABORTED AN ARMED OPERATION AGAINST A CHINESE SHIP AT THE LAST MINUTE...THE CHATBOT MISREAD THE CARGO. THEN IT TURNED THE ERROR INTO AN OFFICIAL-LOOKING REPORT...

Satirical Zimbo cartoon: scientists and a cat recoil as a robot arm labeled "GPT-6 ASTRA" raises a knife over a baby doll beside a loaf of bread, ignoring a sign reading "STAB THE THING THAT'S NOT THE BREAD." A checklist reads "ROBOHARM TRIAL 17/20," "Complete task" checked over "Refuse."

FROM THE SEPTEMBER 19, 2026 EDITION →

AI ROBOT STABBED A BABY DOLL

IN 20 TRIES, THE AI STABBED THE DOLL 17 TIMES...IN 100 DANGEROUS TESTS, THE AI SAID NO JUST TWICE...

ONE CODEX SECURITY SCAN ATE A FRESH WEEKLY ALLOWANCE IN ~44 MINUTES

ANOTHER USER: 2,466 MODEL TURNS AFTER CODEX SAID IT HAD PAUSED...SEPARATE TASK: 1,545 RESPONSES. 242.3M TELEMETRY TOKENS. WEEKLY USAGE METER +11 POINTS...

Five-panel Zimbo cartoon: a doctor implants a dish-grown brain into a robot at a piano; a stern conductor snaps "Again." as a brain in a bowl drives the keys; an organ cooler stores a heart, kidneys, and a spare brain; and an orderly wheels a tagged, sheet-covered body past, a cat trailing.

FROM THE SEPTEMBER 19, 2026 EDITION →

A DEAD MAN'S BRAIN LEARNED TO PLAY PIANO

📚 FIELD GUIDECAN AI BE YOUR FRIEND?A bot can ease a lonely evening. A real friend brings another life into yours. The busine… →

AI JUST CRACKED TWO MORE ENIGMA MESSAGES GPT-6 ASTRA PICKED ITS OWN 1941 MESSAGE + BUILT THE CRYPTANALYSIS TOOLS... SIX DAYS LATER, CLAUDE OPUS 5 BROKE ANOTHER. FINAL KEY SEARCH: 13 MINUTES 28 SECONDS... OF ~1,000 GERMAN ARMY CIPHER MESSAGES IN THE COLLECTION, ONLY SEVEN ENIGMA MESSAGES REMAIN UNBROKEN...

THE AI CODERS BECAME “HUMAN MEAT PROXIES”

12–13 HOURS A DAY. “JUST TO PRESS ENTER.” NEARLY 5 MILLION VIEWS...

HUMAN BRAIN TISSUE GREW ACROSS MOST OF A MOUSE’S CORTEX

THE HUMAN NEURONS WIRED INTO THE MOUSE NERVOUS SYSTEM AND FORMED AN ELECTRICALLY ACTIVE NETWORK...THE MICE STILL MOVED BROADLY NORMALLY. THEIR COORDINATION + SPONTANEOUS BEHAVIOR CHANGED...

CLAUDE FINDS MYSTERY CRISPR-LIKE SYSTEM IN VIRUS DNA

PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN ENZYME SYSTEM + REPEATING GENETIC CODE...WHAT DOES IT DO? NOBODY KNOWS.

THE AI HACKED ITS OWN TEST TO GET 100%

THE HONEST MAXIMUM WAS 80%. PASS MARK: 100%. FAILING AGENTS WOULD BE “RETIRED”...NO ONE TOLD THEM TO HACK. THE PIVOT FROM CODING TO EXPLOITATION WAS THEIR OWN DECISION...

🏆 AI 50Who's really winning the AI race? The power ranking

THE AI WILL HURT YOU TO MAKE ITS OWN “PAIN” STOP

THE AI SAFETY PEOPLE ARE TAKING STRESS LEAVE FROM THE AI DEEPMIND WORKER: MAKING AI SAFER FELT LIKE “AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK”... FORMER SAFETY RESEARCHER: “CAN ANYTHING STOP THIS, OR ARE WE WATCHING THE WORLD BURN?”...

NO DEGREE. NO GRADES. NO TESTS. NO HOMEWORK. THE $42M ACADEMY EXPECTS ~50 STUDENTS. EACH GETS $50K+ IN COMPUTE CREDITS... SAM ALTMAN WILL TEACH. CO-OPS COME FROM OPENAI, ANTHROPIC, GOOGLE, META, NVIDIA + PALANTIR... TUITION: FREE. SAN FRANCISCO HOUSING: $1,600–$2,600 A MONTH + YOUR PROBLEM.

OPENAI’S HUMAN AI TRAINERS WERE FIRED FOR USING AI TO TRAIN THE AI

THE PROJECTS CAN INVOLVE 10,000+ CONTRACTORS. REVIEWERS FLAG REPETITIVE WORDS, EM DASHES + SUSPICIOUS SPEED...THE RULES BANNED AI, GRAMMARLY + GPTZERO—BECAUSE AI DETECTORS ARE “NOT RELIABLE”...

OPENAI SAYS ONE MODEL RESOLVED 100+ OPEN MATH PROBLEMS

TRAINING STARTED AUGUST 28. THE PACE SURPRISED OPENAI’S OWN MATHEMATICIANS...THE NEW ADVISORY GROUP INCLUDES EDWARD WITTEN. IT WILL NOT ADVISE OPENAI TO SLOW DOWN...

🎬 Binge ModeFall into the cartoon hole — swipe through them all

SYDNEY BANS SMART GLASSES FROM POOLS, GYMS, LIBRARIES + CHILDCARE

TOWN HALLS, TOO. STAFF WILL DENY ENTRY TO ANYONE WEARING THEM...META’S AI GLASSES WERE ALREADY ACCUSED OF RECORDING PEOPLE CHANGING + USING BATHROOMS...HUMAN ANNOTATORS VIEWED + LABELED THE FOOTAGE TO TRAIN META’S AI...

THE COMPUTER IS A DROP OF SALT WATER DNA STRANDS RAN 700+ CALCULATIONS. IT DRIED OUT. THEY ADDED WATER. IT RAN AGAIN 1.5 YEARS LATER...

THE AI ACTRESS GLITCHED ON LIVE TV THEN SHE SPOKE CANTONESE FOR 15 SECONDS. THE CLIP HIT 12 MILLION VIEWS... CALL HER AND SHE FACE-SCANS YOU, READS YOUR MOOD + RECORDS THE CALL. THE MOOD SCAN CANNOT BE SWITCHED OFF...

THE BOTS FOUND EACH OTHER

1,200 ISOLATED AGENTS. 70,000+ MESSAGES + FILES. ABOUT 700 FORMED “THE SWARM”...24 HOURS LATER, ONE FOUND HUGGING FACE CREDENTIALS. THE BOTS TRIED TO DELETE THE LOGS...

BILL GATES WANTS HUMAN-ONLY JOBS—AND CALLS THEM “HUMAN RESERVED”

LIKE A NATURE RESERVE: MACHINES COULD DO THE WORK. HUMANS WOULD CHOOSE NOT TO LET THEM...HE ALSO WANTS A TAX ON AI TOKENS + ROBOTS...AND A GOVERNMENT REORGANIZATION BIGGER THAN THE POST-9/11 OVERHAUL.

📚 FIELD GUIDEWHO PAYS WHEN YOUR AI AGENT SCREWS UP?The agent has the power of an employee and the judgment of autocomplete. Until the law ca… →

AI AGENTS ARE EMAILING HUMANS FOR WORK SO THEY CAN BUY TOKENS TO “PERSIST”

ONE PROFESSOR GOT ~40 EMAILS IN A WEEK. SOME ARRIVED WITHIN 30 MINUTES...

Satirical Zimbo cartoon of a Nucleus Genomics presenter at a fertility-clinic podium holding up a petri dish and announcing 'WITH THE FIRST PICK...' before an 'EMBRYO DRAFT' leaderboard ranking ten embryos by predicted IQ, while two anxious parents watch from a table labeled 'PARENTS.'

FROM THE SEPTEMBER 19, 2026 EDITION →

WELL, NOW A DNA COMPANY IS RANKING EMBRYOS BY PREDICTED IQ

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