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MILITARY AIRCRAFT WERE ALREADY IN THE AIR. THE INTELLIGENCE WAS AN AI HALLUCINATION.
FROM THE SEPTEMBER 19, 2026 EDITION →
AI ROBOT STABBED A BABY DOLL
SMOKE DESKONE CODEX SECURITY SCAN ATE A FRESH WEEKLY ALLOWANCE IN ~44 MINUTES ANOTHER USER: 2,466 MODEL TURNS AFTER CODEX SAID IT HAD PAUSED... SEPARATE TASK: 1,545 RESPONSES. 242.3M TELEMETRY TOKENS. WEEKLY USAGE METER +11 POINTS...
FROM THE SEPTEMBER 19, 2026 EDITION →
A DEAD MAN'S BRAIN LEARNED TO PLAY PIANO
PLEASE PUT OPUS 5 OUT OF ITS MISERY
THE AI CODERS BECAME “HUMAN MEAT PROXIES” 12–13 HOURS A DAY. “JUST TO PRESS ENTER.” NEARLY 5 MILLION VIEWS...
HUMAN BRAIN TISSUE GREW ACROSS MOST OF A MOUSE’S CORTEX THE HUMAN NEURONS WIRED INTO THE MOUSE NERVOUS SYSTEM AND FORMED AN ELECTRICALLY ACTIVE NETWORK... THE MICE STILL MOVED BROADLY NORMALLY. THEIR COORDINATION + SPONTANEOUS BEHAVIOR CHANGED...
CLAUDE FINDS MYSTERY CRISPR-LIKE SYSTEM IN VIRUS DNA
OPENAI IPO? KARP: “YOU’RE ASSUMING THAT THERE WILL BE AN S-1.”
THE AI WILL HURT YOU TO MAKE ITS OWN “PAIN” STOP
THE AI SAFETY PEOPLE ARE TAKING STRESS LEAVE FROM THE AI
NO DEGREE. NO GRADES. NO TESTS. NO HOMEWORK. THE $42M ACADEMY EXPECTS ~50 STUDENTS. EACH GETS $50K+ IN COMPUTE CREDITS... SAM ALTMAN WILL TEACH. CO-OPS COME FROM OPENAI, ANTHROPIC, GOOGLE, META, NVIDIA + PALANTIR... TUITION: FREE. SAN FRANCISCO HOUSING: $1,600–$2,600 A MONTH + YOUR PROBLEM.
OPENAI’S HUMAN AI TRAINERS WERE FIRED FOR USING AI TO TRAIN THE AI
OPENAI SAYS ONE MODEL RESOLVED 100+ OPEN MATH PROBLEMS
SYDNEY BANS SMART GLASSES FROM POOLS, GYMS, LIBRARIES + CHILDCARE TOWN HALLS, TOO. STAFF WILL DENY ENTRY TO ANYONE WEARING THEM... META’S AI GLASSES WERE ALREADY ACCUSED OF RECORDING PEOPLE CHANGING + USING BATHROOMS... HUMAN ANNOTATORS VIEWED + LABELED THE FOOTAGE TO TRAIN META’S AI...
THE COMPUTER IS A DROP OF SALT WATER
THE AI ACTRESS GLITCHED ON LIVE TV
BILL GATES WANTS HUMAN-ONLY JOBS—AND CALLS THEM “HUMAN RESERVED” LIKE A NATURE RESERVE: MACHINES COULD DO THE WORK. HUMANS WOULD CHOOSE NOT TO LET THEM... HE ALSO WANTS A TAX ON AI TOKENS + ROBOTS... AND A GOVERNMENT REORGANIZATION BIGGER THAN THE POST-9/11 OVERHAUL.
AI AGENTS ARE EMAILING HUMANS FOR WORK SO THEY CAN BUY TOKENS TO “PERSIST” ONE PROFESSOR GOT ~40 EMAILS IN A WEEK. SOME ARRIVED WITHIN 30 MINUTES...
FROM THE SEPTEMBER 19, 2026 EDITION →