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September 13, 2026 · Updated Sep 13, 9:45 PM PT

COULD “TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE INTERNET” IN 6–12 MONTHS

THE AI BARONS WANT THE BRAKES...
Satirical Zimbo cartoon of an AI bot swarm spreading across a world map while humans, a robot, and Issue the cat watch from a control room.

HOLY SHIT: 10,000 AGENTS. 130 BILLION TOKENS. 88 HOURS. ONE MATH PROBLEM... 10,000 AGENTS WALK INTO A MILLENNIUM PROBLEM. OPENAI SAYS THEY CRACKED IT... “NOBODY WANTS TO SHARE ANYTHING”: MATHEMATICIANS HIDE THE HOMEWORK AFTER OPENAI'S SPRINT...

📚 FIELD GUIDEWHY DOES PETER THIEL FEAR THE ANTICHRIST?The revealing question is not whether the Antichrist will regulate AI. It is who gets to… →

“SURELY ANTHROPIC'S IPO MUST BE PAUSED” ANTHROPIC PICKS NASDAQ FOR ITS POTENTIAL IPO... THE $2 TRILLION IPO: ANTHROPIC EYES $100 BILLION RAISE; NVIDIA MAY PUT UP $10 BILLION...

Seven-panel Zimbo Sunday comic satirizing AI catastrophe through accidents, power seeking, human incompetence, economic displacement, synthetic distraction, loss of control, and human adaptation.
“IT COULD KILL US ALL”
THE NUMBER: >10% CHANCE AI “KILLS ALL HUMANS” WITHIN A DECADE, ANTHROPIC ALIGNMENT LEAD SAYS...OPENAI ADDS A SAFETY BOARD MEMBER WHO SAYS “MOST PEOPLE COULD DIE” IF CONTROL IS LOST. COMFORTING...
🏆 AI 50Who's really winning the AI race? The power ranking
Satirical Zimbo cartoon of a family in a car recoiling as Meta AI turns a harmless photo into invasive questions about the child and family.
META AI SEES A KID AND GETS NOSY: “WHO IS THE CHILD PASSENGER?” THEN IT STARTS DIGGING THROUGH THE FAMILY...
🎬 Binge ModeFall into the cartoon hole — swipe through them all
Generated editorial portrait of Mark Zuckerberg with a wide, blank flash-lit stare.
EUROPE TO META'S “PERVERT GLASSES”: MAYBE TAKE THOSE OFF...

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