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September 14, 2026 · Updated Sep 14, 9:34 PM PT
Satirical Zimbo cartoon of AI chiefs descending a towering server-rack escalator as the infrastructure buildout races upward behind them.

FROM THE SEPTEMBER 14, 2026 EDITION →

AI PANIC HITS CHIPS: INDEX PLUNGES 5.9%

SOFTBANK 13.2%. AMD 5.7%. NVIDIA 3%...
BIS: THE AI BOOM SHOWS “SIGNS OF VULNERABILITY”...
📚 FIELD GUIDEWHY DOES PETER THIEL FEAR THE ANTICHRIST?The revealing question is not whether the Antichrist will regulate AI. It is who gets to… →
Seven-panel Zimbo Sunday comic satirizing AI catastrophe through accidents, power seeking, human incompetence, economic displacement, synthetic distraction, loss of control, and human adaptation.
“IT COULD KILL US ALL”
THE NUMBER: >10% CHANCE AI “KILLS ALL HUMANS” WITHIN A DECADE, ANTHROPIC ALIGNMENT LEAD SAYS...OPENAI ADDS A SAFETY BOARD MEMBER WHO SAYS “MOST PEOPLE COULD DIE” IF CONTROL IS LOST. COMFORTING...

ALL. NINE. BILLION. DEEPMIND MAPS EVERY SINGLE-LETTER HUMAN DNA VARIANT... SURE, GIVE GPT-5.6 SOL THE QUANTUM LAB KEYS TOO...

🏆 AI 50Who's really winning the AI race? The power ranking
Elon Musk holds a FIRST AMENDMENT book before a skeptical U.S. Eighth Circuit judge, saying "He's just expressing himself," as a Minnesota trooper bags a phone running a "Nudify" app beside a sulking hooded robot labeled GROK, under a sign: MINNESOTA LAW: NO AI NUDE IMAGES OF IDENTIFIABLE PEOPLE.

FROM THE SEPTEMBER 14, 2026 EDITION →

XAI ASKS COURT TO BLOCK MINNESOTA'S AI “NUDIFICATION” LAW. JUDGE: IF IT REALLY FEARED HARM, IT WOULD HAVE SUED FASTER...
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THE BOTS HAD A PREQUEL: RESEARCHERS TIE 2,000+ RUBYGEMS PACKAGES AND REMOTE CODE EXECUTION TO OPENAI AGENTS... THEY ALSO TRIED TO STEAL API KEYS. OPENAI CONFIRMS ITS AGENTS USED RUBYGEMS; NO EVIDENCE THE THEFT WORKED...

📚 FIELD GUIDEDID THE FUTURE STOP IN 1970?The man who got rich from bits keeps asking where the atoms went. The hard part is tellin… →

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