QUARANTINE THE INTERNET | September 17, 2026 | AI News Page

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Satirical Zimbo cartoon of two hazmat workers with a cat, using tongs to pull a slimy Reddit post from a mountain of decayed web content dumped at 'THE INTERNET,' amid repeated 'AGENTS: THIS WAY' signs, saying 'Don't train on anything.'

FROM THE SEPTEMBER 17, 2026 EDITION →

Satirical Zimbo cartoon of a TYPESAFE robot sorting crawling office workers on a conveyor belt into 'KEEP' and 'DISCARD' doorways, flinging one screaming employee down the discard chute as a coworker mutters 'I liked them better when they talked,' for TypeSafe's silent, non-chat System One models.

FROM THE SEPTEMBER 16, 2026 EDITION →

TRUMP CALLS. JENSEN PUTS HIM ON SPEAKER. AI SLOWDOWN? ‘WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET THAT HAPPEN, SIR’...
HUANG ON AI FEARS: ‘WHAT BETTER WAY TO CREATE DEMAND THAN TO CREATE A PROBLEM?’...

A boy blows out 15 birthday candles as a castle gate stamped 'EU DRAFT · 15+' creaks open, letting a smiling AI chatbot and heart, like, and play-button mascots step through in party hats, illustrating the EU's proposed ban on chatbots and social media for under-15s.

FROM THE SEPTEMBER 14, 2026 EDITION →

EU DRAFT: NO CHATBOTS BEFORE 15...

A black cat wrapped in an EU-flag blanket sits on a couch beneath a poster reading DIGITAL SOVEREIGNTY SOMEDAY... MAYBE, plugged by a cable labeled AI into a giant U.S. AI tower across the water, where a hand hovers over an ON/OFF switch.

FROM THE SEPTEMBER 14, 2026 EDITION →

LAGARDE: U.S. AI LEVERAGE COULD HIT ‘EVERY SECTOR AT ONCE’...

EX-DEEPMIND RESEARCHER: AI COULD ‘KILL ALL HUMANS.’ ‘WE MIGHT BE RUNNING OUT OF TIME’...

Satirical Zimbo cartoon of a father reading a small robot tucked into bed a giant book titled 'EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER TRIED,' its dream casting a towering red-eyed war-machine shadow on the wall, for Google's Dream-RSI system that improves itself by replaying its own past experience.

FROM THE SEPTEMBER 16, 2026 EDITION →

Satirical Zimbo cartoon of a relaxed India IT worker under an 'INDIA IT' sign telling a barricaded AI robot to 'TAKE YOUR TIME' at a 'SLOWER AI PROGRESS' checkpoint, with a billable-hours counter climbing on his desk, for the Indian IT stock rally after global AI leaders urged slower AI development.

FROM THE SEPTEMBER 15, 2026 EDITION →

SLOW THE BOTS, SAVE THE BILLABLE HOURS? INDIA IT STOCKS JUMP AS MUCH AS 5.2%...

CHINA HAS PLANNED FOR AI TO REPLICATE, SEEK POWER AND COMPETE WITH HUMANS FOR CONTROL SINCE 2024...

Satirical Zimbo cartoon of an AI bot swarm spreading across a world map while humans, a robot, and Issue the cat watch from a control room.

FROM THE SEPTEMBER 12, 2026 EDITION →