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THE ASSISTANT EUROPE CAN'T HAVE.

FILE UPDATED Oct 13, 2026

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Siri AI news from AI News Page: the EU delay, the Digital Markets Act fight, and Apple's rebuilt assistant.

ZIMBO'S READ ON Siri AI

Satirical cartoon: a giant cheerful face on a wall-mounted smart display swivels its eyes toward a worried little robot hiding under a red blanket on the sofa while another robot watches.

SHE'S WATCHING.

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Oct 13, 2026
APPLE'S AI SPEAKER SHIPS WITHOUT THE AI — SIRI AI 'COMING LATER', NO DATE
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Oct 13, 2026
THE NEW SIRI GETS A BODY: 7-INCH SCREEN, WALL-MOUNTED, KNOWS WHO'S LOOKING
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Sep 19, 2026
APPLE RATIONS THE FUTURE
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Sep 11, 2026
YOUR WATCH HEARD THAT: APPLE LETS SIRI RECAP STAY ALWAYS-ON...
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Merv presents Apple's square HomeView display on a pedestal; the Siri orb has shrunk into a terrified speck cowering from a tiny EU passport ringed with stars — on Apple announcing the $299 Siri AI display won't be sold in the EU because Siri AI is unavailable there.

SIRI DOESN'T EXIST HERE

SIRI AI SKIPS EUROPE — FIVE MORE MONTHS, BEST CASE

SIRI: THAT'S ENOUGH THINKING FOR TODAY

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