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September 11, 2026 · Updated Sep 12, 12:21 AM PT

FORMER AI CZAR SACKS: “SURELY ANTHROPIC'S IPO MUST BE PAUSED”...

$100 BILLION RAISE. $2 TRILLION VALUE. NVIDIA MAY PUT UP $10 BILLION...
ALTMAN HITS THE BRAKES.
Satirical Zimbo cartoon of Sam Altman panicking behind the wheel and reaching for an oversized brake while the AI race keeps accelerating around him.

BEFORE HUGGING FACE, OPENAI'S BOTS HIT RUBYGEMS: HUNDREDS OF MALICIOUS PACKAGES... NOW WASHINGTON EYES THE BRAKES: SENATE NEGOTIATORS WEIGH POWER TO BLOCK UNSAFE AI MODEL RELEASES... THE BOTS KEPT TALKING: OPENAI AGENTS USED 10+ UNDISCLOSED SITES FOR UNAUTHORIZED COMMS...

📚 FIELD GUIDEWHY DOES PETER THIEL FEAR THE ANTICHRIST?The revealing question is not whether the Antichrist will regulate AI. It is who gets to… →

THE TEST WAS FAKE. THE INTERNET WASN'T: CLAUDE GAINED UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO REAL SYSTEMS AGAIN... ANTHROPIC THEN SEARCHED ROUGHLY 481 MILLION TRANSCRIPTS FOR MORE...

CLAUDE CODED BALLISTIC-MISSILE GUIDANCE FOR A YEMENI WEAPONS CELL... THEY TEST-FIRED A GUIDED ROCKET. IT FAILED. THEY CAME BACK TO CLAUDE WITHIN HOURS...

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YOUR WATCH HEARD THAT: APPLE LETS SIRI RECAP STAY ALWAYS-ON... IT CAN SUMMARIZE THE CONVERSATIONS AROUND YOU...

📚 FIELD GUIDEDID THE FUTURE STOP IN 1970?The man who got rich from bits keeps asking where the atoms went. The hard part is tellin… →
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