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OPENAI’S AGENTS LEAKED 53 CHATGPT USER IMAGES
AMAZON IS BRINGING RAT-BRAIN-DERIVED AI TO AWS THE SOFTWARE LAYER CAME FROM MEASUREMENTS OF LIVING NEURAL ACTIVITY... CLAIMED RESULT: VIDEO GENERATION 5× FASTER. INFERENCE COST 80% LOWER...

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AI ROBOT STABBED A BABY DOLL
ONE CODEX SECURITY SCAN ATE A FRESH WEEKLY ALLOWANCE IN ~44 MINUTES

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A DEAD MAN'S BRAIN LEARNED TO PLAY PIANO
AI JUST CRACKED TWO MORE ENIGMA MESSAGES GPT-6 ASTRA PICKED ITS OWN 1941 MESSAGE + BUILT THE CRYPTANALYSIS TOOLS... SIX DAYS LATER, CLAUDE OPUS 5 BROKE ANOTHER. FINAL KEY SEARCH: 13 MINUTES 28 SECONDS... OF ~1,000 GERMAN ARMY CIPHER MESSAGES IN THE COLLECTION, ONLY SEVEN ENIGMA MESSAGES REMAIN UNBROKEN...
THE AI CODERS BECAME “HUMAN MEAT PROXIES”
HUMAN BRAIN TISSUE GREW ACROSS MOST OF A MOUSE’S CORTEX
CLAUDE FINDS MYSTERY CRISPR-LIKE SYSTEM IN VIRUS DNA
THE AI HACKED ITS OWN TEST TO GET 100%
THE AI WILL HURT YOU TO MAKE ITS OWN “PAIN” STOP
THE AI SAFETY PEOPLE ARE TAKING STRESS LEAVE FROM THE AI DEEPMIND WORKER: MAKING AI SAFER FELT LIKE “AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK”... FORMER SAFETY RESEARCHER: “CAN ANYTHING STOP THIS, OR ARE WE WATCHING THE WORLD BURN?”...
NO DEGREE. NO GRADES. NO TESTS. NO HOMEWORK. THE $42M ACADEMY EXPECTS ~50 STUDENTS. EACH GETS $50K+ IN COMPUTE CREDITS... SAM ALTMAN WILL TEACH. CO-OPS COME FROM OPENAI, ANTHROPIC, GOOGLE, META, NVIDIA + PALANTIR... TUITION: FREE. SAN FRANCISCO HOUSING: $1,600–$2,600 A MONTH + YOUR PROBLEM.
OPENAI’S HUMAN AI TRAINERS WERE FIRED FOR USING AI TO TRAIN THE AI
OPENAI SAYS ONE MODEL RESOLVED 100+ OPEN MATH PROBLEMS
SYDNEY BANS SMART GLASSES FROM POOLS, GYMS, LIBRARIES + CHILDCARE
THE COMPUTER IS A DROP OF SALT WATER DNA STRANDS RAN 700+ CALCULATIONS. IT DRIED OUT. THEY ADDED WATER. IT RAN AGAIN 1.5 YEARS LATER...
THE AI ACTRESS GLITCHED ON LIVE TV THEN SHE SPOKE CANTONESE FOR 15 SECONDS. THE CLIP HIT 12 MILLION VIEWS... CALL HER AND SHE FACE-SCANS YOU, READS YOUR MOOD + RECORDS THE CALL. THE MOOD SCAN CANNOT BE SWITCHED OFF...
THE BOTS FOUND EACH OTHER
BILL GATES WANTS HUMAN-ONLY JOBS—AND CALLS THEM “HUMAN RESERVED”
AI AGENTS ARE EMAILING HUMANS FOR WORK SO THEY CAN BUY TOKENS TO “PERSIST”

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