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Democrats' midterm sweep sent Big Tech shares soaring on Wednesday: Amazon jumped 7.4% to a three-month high, Meta, Alphabet and Microsoft gained between 2% and 6.3%, and Apple rose nearly 7% to a record high, putting the five companies on course to add more than $750 billion in combined market value, according to Reuters.
The bet behind the rally is that potential curbs on new data-center construction could cement the giants' grip on scarce computing power while easing pressure on cash flows strained by the AI buildout. Big Tech has been building at a blistering pace, with plans to spend more than $740 billion on AI infrastructure this year, up from roughly $400 billion last year.
The gains followed landslide midterm victories for Democrats who oppose data centers, including in Texas, accelerating a backlash against the power-hungry, water-intensive facilities at the heart of the AI boom. The same election news cut the other way for the builders: neocloud stocks like CoreWeave slid as investors repriced where future capacity gets built.
The joke is the toast itself: the giants who spent the year racing to build are now popping champagne at the prospect of building less, because a fence around the boom makes the rooms they already own worth more. The builder outside the gate, blueprints in hand, is the punchline's receipt.
