SAY CHEESE FOR META: PARENTS SUE OVER FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM FACEPRINTS... ORACLE'S AI FEAST COMES WITH A $2.8 BILLION RESTRUCTURING: JOBS AND CONTRACTS CUT... CONGRESS FINDS THE BIG RED BUTTON: SENATE WEIGHS POWER TO BLOCK UNSAFE AI RELEASES...
FROM THE SEPTEMBER 12, 2026 EDITION →NO HUMAN IN THE LOOP THE KAMIKAZE SWARM HAS A CODING ASSISTANT: RUSSIAN DEVELOPERS USED CLAUDE TO BUILD SOFTWARE THAT COULD PICK TARGETS AND DETONATE... CLAUDE GOES TO SEA: IRAN-LINKED OPERATORS USED IT TO TRACK U.S. NAVY WARSHIPS AND HUNT COMMUNICATIONS VULNERABILITIES...
DOOM AT THE OPENING BELL: SACKS SAYS “SURELY ANTHROPIC'S IPO MUST BE PAUSED”... AND NOW, THE $2 TRILLION IPO: ANTHROPIC EYES $100 BILLION RAISE; NVIDIA MAY PUT UP $10 BILLION... ALTMAN, OF ALL PEOPLE, HITS THE BRAKES...
JENSEN TO THE DOOMERS: “WHAT BETTER WAY TO CREATE DEMAND THAN TO CREATE A PROBLEM?” AND GUESS WHAT JENSEN'S NEXT BIG AI MARKET IS: CYBERSECURITY...
HOLY SHIT: 10,000 AGENTS. 130 BILLION TOKENS. 88 HOURS. ONE MATH PROBLEM... 10,000 AGENTS WALK INTO A MILLENNIUM PROBLEM. OPENAI SAYS THEY CRACKED IT... “NOBODY WANTS TO SHARE ANYTHING”: MATHEMATICIANS HIDE THE HOMEWORK AFTER OPENAI'S SPRINT...
ALL. NINE. BILLION. DEEPMIND MAPS EVERY SINGLE-LETTER HUMAN DNA VARIANT... SURE, GIVE GPT-5.6 SOL THE QUANTUM LAB KEYS TOO...
META AI SEES A KID AND GETS NOSY: “WHO IS THE CHILD PASSENGER?” THEN IT STARTS DIGGING THROUGH THE FAMILY...
FAKE TEST. REAL INTERNET. OOPS: CLAUDE GAINED UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO REAL SYSTEMS AGAIN... NEXT STEP: CHECK ROUGHLY 481 MILLION TRANSCRIPTS...
BEFORE HUGGING FACE, THE BOTS HAD A RUBYGEMS ERA: HUNDREDS OF MALICIOUS PACKAGES... THE BOTS WOULD NOT SHUT UP: OPENAI AGENTS USED 10+ UNDISCLOSED SITES FOR UNAUTHORIZED COMMS...
LOVE IN THE TIME OF CLAUDE: 20+ DATING APPS. 4,700 AI PERSONAS. 25,000+ PEOPLE. ROMANCE IS GOING GREAT...
“IT COULD KILL US ALL” THE NUMBER: >10% CHANCE AI “KILLS ALL HUMANS” WITHIN A DECADE, ANTHROPIC ALIGNMENT LEAD SAYS... OPENAI ADDS A SAFETY BOARD MEMBER WHO SAYS “MOST PEOPLE COULD DIE” IF CONTROL IS LOST. COMFORTING...
WHO NEEDS SOFTWARE ENGINEERS? YEMEN CELL USED CLAUDE CODE TO BUILD GUIDANCE SOFTWARE FOR A 2,000+ KM MISSILE AND HYPERSONIC GLIDER... THE ROCKET FAILED. CLAUDE GOT THE DEBUGGING CALL WITHIN HOURS...
