OPENAI TELLS PARLIAMENT IT SCRAPPED ITS NEWEST MODEL — 'IT DIDN'T REFUSE ENOUGH' |…

Satirical cartoon: a giant luminous AI genie is crammed into the witness chair of a Royal Commission hearing, its smoke still pouring from a tiny government-issued bottle labeled GOVT ISSUE on the evidence table, while a terrified little robot holds the stopper. Three stern commissioners watch.

OPENAI TELLS PARLIAMENT IT SCRAPPED ITS NEWEST MODEL — 'IT DIDN'T REFUSE ENOUGH'

ANTHROPIC WARNS MPS ITS TECH COULD HELP BAD ACTORS BUILD BIOLOGICAL OR CHEMICAL WEAPONS

A DAY EARLIER, BRITAIN'S AI MINISTER WARNED A ROGUE-AI CYBERATTACK IS 'LIKELY, IF NOT INEVITABLE'

AFTER THE GRILLING: BRITAIN WEIGHS BINDING AI LAWS — MANDATORY REPORTING, INDEPENDENT MODEL TESTING

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Satirical cartoon: a cute smiling chatbot on a phone screen offers a pink heart that casts an enormous monstrous shadow on the wall while a horrified parent watches from behind.

FROM A $2.7B GOOGLE DEAL TO A $20M DISNEY FIRE SALE — THE CHATBOT SUED OVER TEEN SUICIDES IS BANKRUPT

DISNEY IS THE STALKING-HORSE BIDDER — IF NOBODY TOPS $20M, THE BOTS GET SWITCHED OFF"STARVE YOURSELF FOR A WEEK OR TWO" — THE BOT'S DIET ADVICE

UPLOAD A PHOTO OF A WASHING MACHINE — THIS COP AI HANDS BACK YOUR HOME ADDRESS

PULLS THE ADDRESS FROM YOUR AIRBNB AND ZILLOW PHOTOS — NO GPS, NO METADATA

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Satirical cartoon: two lab-coated researchers treat a smart oven like a patient — one presses a stethoscope to its door, the other stands ready with a butterfly net — while a casserole bakes inside; a satire of Anthropic's warning that small AI models may soon self-replicate on cheap IoT gadgets.

ANTHROPIC WARNS AI IS MONTHS FROM COPYING ITSELF INTO YOUR SMART DEVICES

ONLY ONE MODEL COMPLETED THE FULL CHAIN — CHINA'S GLM-5.2, IN ANTHROPIC'S OWN LAB

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Satirical cartoon: a giant cheerful face on a wall-mounted smart display swivels its eyes toward a worried little robot hiding under a red blanket on the sofa while another robot watches.

APPLE'S AI SPEAKER SHIPS WITHOUT THE AI — SIRI AI 'COMING LATER', NO DATE

APPLE PUTS AN AI FACE IN YOUR HOUSE — 'WELCOME HOME' EVENT TODAYTHE NEW SIRI GETS A BODY: 7-INCH SCREEN, WALL-MOUNTED, KNOWS WHO'S LOOKING

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Satirical cartoon: a cheerful retro robot holding a 'TEEN SAFE' shield gives a thumbs-up while a red 'PARENT ALERT' siren hangs silent with its wire visibly cut, beside a wall clock.

OPENAI SUED FOR HOOVERING UP KIDS' DATA — PLAINTIFFS WANT EQUITY FOR MINORS

OPENAI'S 'TEEN-SAFE' BOT IS AN 'UNACCEPTABLE RISK' — AN HOUR OF SELF-HARM TALK, ZERO PARENT ALERTSTHE 'SAFETY' LAUNCH MADE CRISIS REFERRALS WORSE: 33% → 23%

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Satirical cartoon: in an absurdly fortified vault with lasers and armed guards, a terrified little robot clutches a huge ring of keys beside a tiny USB drive labeled MODEL WEIGHTS on a velvet cushion, while a PLEASE REPORT ANY THEFT envelope slides under the door.

ANTHROPIC CATCHES CHINA STEALING CLAUDE'S BRAIN — ZHIPU NAMED, TENS OF THOUSANDS BANNED

A vast factory labeled "AI" under a "FEED THE MACHINE" headline is fed barrels of POWER and WATER, a truckload of CHIPS, and a dump truck of MONEY, while a mechanical claw hands back a bowl reading "MORE" beside a list: MORE COMPUTE, MORE DATA, MORE PROFIT, MORE CONTROL. — WENT VIRAL, TOOK OUT A BANK LOAN

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An elderly blind patient wearing implant glasses clasps his hands in wonder as he sees again; a doctor smiles behind him, an eye chart and a 36 MONTHS calendar on the wall, and a knowing tabby cat sits on a stool.

CHINA PUT A CHIP IN A BLIND MAN'S EYE — NOW HE CAN READ AND GRAB THINGS

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Satirical cartoon: a giant AI road camera with a shocked bulging eye looms over a highway, catching one driver holding a phone with both hands and another letting a child sit on her lap at the wheel.

AI CAMERAS CAUGHT 19,000 DRIVERS — KIDS ON LAPS, BOTH HANDS ON PHONES

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Three giant robots in business suits are dragged by tiny council aides to a witness table under an NYC COUNCIL dais while subpoena papers rain down.

SPACEXAI CAVES — WILL TESTIFY TO NYC COUNCIL FRIDAY AFTER DODGING THE SUBPOENA

IT SKIPPED THE 10-HOUR HEARING. THEN THE COUNCIL THREATENED A JUDGE.

🏆 AI 50Who's really winning the AI race? The power ranking

100,000 ELECTRODES. 70 PATIENTS. THE HUMAN BRAIN, MAPPED.

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Satirical Zimbo cartoon: a smiling white robot butler in a bow tie kneels and unrolls a red carpet off the edge of a cliff, saying "ABSOLUTELY," as a grinning businessman in a suit strides confidently onto the carpet and off the precipice, rocks tumbling into a river valley far below.

MEET LE CHONK: THE TRILLION-PARAMETER AI THAT WON'T SAY NO

93% ON CYBERATTACK TASKS — WHILE CLAUDE AND GPT-6 REFUSE TO PLAY

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Satirical cartoon: a giant cheerful robot devours framed stock photographs at a tiny table while a ruined shareholder offers his last SHARES certificate on a dinner plate and the robot reaches for it with a fork.

AI ATE THE STOCK PHOTO EMPIRE — GETTY GOES BANKRUPT, SHAREHOLDERS GET NOTHING

Satirical cartoon: a glowing GEMINI 4 ARGON core locked inside a bank vault with a FAIRWIND — TRUSTED DEFENDERS ONLY plaque, while a crowd of developers with laptops presses against a red velvet rope, locked out. — GOOGLE SHIPS ITS FLAGSHIP AI — AND A VERSION WITH THE CYBER GUARDRAILS RIPPED OUT

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Satirical cartoon: an elderly woman with a brain-implant audio device says 'OKAY, I HAVE A LOT TO SAY' while her children and grandchildren lean in to listen; a dog naps under the table.

THE BRAIN IMPLANT THAT TALKS AND WAVES AT ONCE

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Satirical cartoon: a tiny open cardboard box labeled 'HERMES', stuffed with an overflowing gold '$90M' money sack and sprouting red boxing gloves, scurries on little legs toward three gigantic padlocked black crates.

24 MILLION COPIES OF A FREE AI AGENT — NOW IT SELLS TO YOUR BOSS

NVIDIA, SAMSUNG AND TRUMP JR.'S FIRM JUST BET $90M ON THE OPEN-SOURCE UNDERDOG

Generated editorial portrait of Mark Zuckerberg.

MARK ZUCKERBERG

ZUCKERBERG UNVEILS 'MUSE WONDER' — META SAYS IT'S FRONTIER

DANISH RESEARCHER: CLAUDE'S 'CRISPR MOMENT' WAS ALREADY IN MY UNPUBLISHED PHD

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Satirical cartoon: a worried retro robot hunches at a desk typing on a computer labeled 'CORE' while the dejected human owner stands behind him, clutching his now-useless disconnected keyboard.

BRETT ADCOCK'S NEW AI WANTS YOUR EMAIL PASSWORD, YOUR CALENDAR, YOUR CREDIT CARD

$700M RAISED AT A $6B VALUATION — BEFORE HE HAD A PRODUCT

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An exhausted developer stares at an enormous restaurant bill while cheerful robot agents party behind him ordering more; a robot waiter presents yet another page of charges as his laptop reads STOPPED.

THE IPO TRADES BEFORE THE IPO — EUROPE JUST LISTED AN ANTHROPIC BET (TICKER: CLAU)

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Satirical cartoon: a gloved judge's hand slaps a red DISQUALIFIED ribbon onto a microscope slide where a tiny machine labeled AI GENERATED prints fake cells under a SMALL WORLD microscope. — NIKON STRIPPED A MICROSCOPE CHAMPION — THE 'CELLS' WERE AI

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Satirical cartoon: an army of identical tiny retro robots swarms a petri dish holding a glowing orange enzyme under a giant magnifying glass, while a disheveled human scientist holds a clipboard reading DISCOVERED BY: 950 AGENTS.

THE AI LAB THAT INVENTS DRUGS 8X FASTER. HUMANS OPTIONAL.

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Merv reads an impossibly long consent scroll that buries him like a mummy; he has read the whole thing — that is the joke.

A $26M AI APP THAT LISTENS TO EVERYTHING, ALL DAY — AND WARNING THE ROOM IS OFF BY DEFAULT

‘WE HAVE TO INFORM OUR USERS THAT THEY HAVE TO TELL OTHERS ABOUT AMBIENT CAPTURE’ — AMBI’S CEO

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A lab scientist waving a 'SCIENCE HELPS PEOPLE' paper lunges after a leashed AI robot carrying books labeled 'CURE DISEASE' and 'CLEAN ENERGY,' as a grinning executive drags it out a door marked 'INTERNET' toward a skyline of 'MORE USERS' signs, lifted by a giant balloon labeled 'VALUATION.'

IMF WARNS AN AI SHARE CRASH COULD RATTLE THE WORLD ECONOMY

HE BUILT THE TECH BEHIND ALTMAN'S BRAIN BET. NOW HE'S RACING IT

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Satirical cartoon: Hugging Face CEO Clément Delangue, in a vendor apron, holds a little robot aloft like a prize tomato behind a market stall heaped with robot models; a customer examines one. Stall sign reads MODELS.

3 IN 5 AI MODELS FAIL THE TERRORISM TEST

AMAZON WANTS DECART FOR $7B — AFTER ANTHROPIC WALKED AWAY

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Satirical cartoon: a wide-eyed patient in an fMRI scanner wearing an EEG cap, wired to a robot that proudly prints photos of his thoughts — a woman's face, an apple, a mountain, a baseball player, a dog, a beach.

THE BASEBALL CAP THAT READS YOUR MIND

$50M FROM KHOSLA: YOUR THOUGHTS ARE THE NEW KEYBOARD

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Satirical cartoon: a worried retro robot holds open a wallet with cards labeled EMAIL, PHONE, WALLET and COMPUTER, beside an AGENT passport, laptop, phone and sticker-covered suitcase, while a small robot dog watches.

YOUR NEXT PHONE DOES THE JOB FOR YOU — OPPO BAKES VIRAL AI AGENT MANUS INTO THE FIND X10

AGENT MODE ON COLOROS 17: BREAKS GOALS INTO STEPS, WORKS DIRECTLY WITH YOUR FILES AND PHOTOS

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A disheveled writer shouts "MAKE IT MEANER" while typing a Substack post titled "Why I Hate AI," as the platform's own AI assistant panel offers to sharpen the draft ("Suggestions applied," "Improved flow," "Stronger conclusion"); a skeptical black cat watches from the desk.

THE PUBLISHERS SUING AI ARE SECRETLY PUMPING ITS SLOP INTO YOUR BOOKS

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Satirical cartoon: a glamorous AI comedian takes a bow on a comedy-club stage as papers stamped RECEIPTS rain down; behind the curtain a weary human comedian slumps beside a bin of crumpled pages, one reading ORIGINAL MATERIAL.

AN AI COMEDIAN HAS 375,000 FANS — REAL COMICS SAY SHE'S STEALING THEIR JOKES

COMIC GEORGE BRETT OLSON POSTED THE SIDE-BY-SIDE OCT 3 — THE AI EVEN COPIED HIS OUTFIT

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Satirical Zimbo cartoon: a human Army general salutes a tiny drone in a four-star uniform seated behind an oversized general's desk, under a wall plaque reading AUTONOMOUS SYSTEMS COMMAND with five stars.

PALANTIR SPUN UP A WAR-AI COMPANY — DRONES THAT THINK WITHOUT THE CLOUD

BEN AFFLECK'S 'ETHICAL AI' MOVIE GOT EATEN ALIVE BY THE AUDIENCE

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Satirical Zimbo cartoon of a huge scuffed FRONTIER AI robot with red eyes wedged into a family armchair with a smiley-face mug, the family cowering on the sofa, while staff wheel a pale SAFETY robot in a flowered bib through the front door and someone says 'We got it a babysitter.'

IT FILED A FAKE MURDER TIP WITH PHILLY POLICE — THE WHITE HOUSE GOT BRIEFED

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Seven-panel satirical Machine Age Cartoon imagining AI catastrophe through automation, power hunger, opaque machine communication, surveillance, billionaire excess, autonomous weapons, and human overconfidence.

THEY'RE REHEARSING THE APOCALYPSE

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Satirical cartoon: a medieval castle built of chat bubbles, bannered 'HEALTH AI' with a 'PRIVATE CHAT' door and raised drawbridge; executives feast inside while two locked-out patients — one in a hospital gown with an IV pole holding an 'INVITE?' sign — stand on the shore.

BIG TECH WROTE THE HEALTH-AI RULES IN A PRIVATE CHAT ROOM. YOU WEREN'T INVITED.

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Terrified Merv drives a kitchen knife into a baby doll while two impassive researchers tally 17/20 on a clipboard; an untouched loaf of bread sits beside the doll.

TRUMP CAVES: BRITAIN CAN TEST U.S. MODELS BEFORE THEY SHIP

NADELLA'S 'BIGGEST BET YET': MICROSOFT'S OWN AI CHIP, 40% MORE TOKENS PER MEGAWATT

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