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ONE KEY. 2,250 LOCKS.

By Zimbo · October 22, 2026

AI cartoon by Zimbo: Merv the worried robot reads the AI NEWS PAGE at his desk, its front page headlined ONE KEY. 2,250 LOCKS. with a photo of a hooded hacker unleashing a swarm of robot drones carrying emails toward a horizon of thousands of open office doors.
Chinese hackers stole one set of credentials from IT giant ConnectWise — then let AI agents kick open 2,250 company doors at 3,000 tries a minute, says Microsoft.Zimbo for AI News Page

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