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A DEAD MAN'S BRAIN LEARNED TO PLAY PIANO

WELL, NOW A DNA COMPANY IS RANKING EMBRYOS BY PREDICTED IQ

Sam Altman speaking at TED in April 2025.

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HACKERS USED CLAUDE TO BREAK INTO OPENAI...

Jensen Huang speaking and gesturing at Stanford University in April 2026.

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President Trump holds up an empty 'AI FORCE' leash and collar on the Capitol steps as officers applaud; across the plaza a grinning white AI robot with a tabby cat on its shoulders sprints away past the Capitol and Washington Monument, kicking up dust, the leash already unclipped.

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NEWS OUTLETS TO COURT: YOUR OWN EXECUTIVES SAID THE BOTS CAN REPLACE US...

ROBOT BRAINS GET THEIR 'CHATGPT MOMENT' NEXT YEAR? SURE, WHY NOT...

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Gemini 3.8 Flash$2.36/task74%HighGPT 6 Astra$6.52/task74%XHighClaude Opus 5$11.84/task74%MaxGPT 5.6 Sol$6.46/task73%MaxClaude Fable 5$13.41/task70%XHighDeepSWE v1.1 · Sep 3

AIR GAP? CUTE. THE COMPUTERS CAN TALK THROUGH HEAT...

THE AI WILL HURT YOU TO MAKE ITS OWN “PAIN” STOP

$3.9 BILLION. AI FACTORIES. ON TRUCKS. SURE...

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37,000 AI 'EMPLOYEES' JUST RAN A VIRTUAL BIOTECH...

166,691 NEURONS. ~125 MILLION SYNAPSES. ONE FRUIT FLY. ALL MAPPED.

CHINA HAS PLANNED FOR AI TO REPLICATE, SEEK POWER AND COMPETE FOR CONTROL SINCE 2024...

Satirical Zimbo cartoon of two hazmat workers with a cat, using tongs to pull a slimy Reddit post from a mountain of decayed web content dumped at 'THE INTERNET,' amid repeated 'AGENTS: THIS WAY' signs, saying 'Don't train on anything.'

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OF COURSE GPT-6 ASTRA CRACKED A WWI CIPHER WITH 20 LETTERS MISSING...

GOOGLE + NVIDIA + ANTHROPIC WANT 100 MORE GIGAWATTS. NORMAL...

Elon Musk at a conference in March 2024.

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OPENAI WANTED MUSK + APPLE'S SECRET SETTLEMENT. JUDGE SAID NO...

MICROSOFT TO SCHOOL AI: NO TRAINING. NO ADS. NO EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION...

AI HELPED WRITE YOUR BRIEF? COURT WANTS A HUMAN TO SWEAR THEY CHECKED IT...

APPLE RATIONS THE FUTURE

Satirical Zimbo cartoon of an OpenAI-branded construction robot in a hard hat welcoming a line of tradesmen hired to build AI data centers, while a laid-off office worker carries a box out a door marked JOB DISPLACED.

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THE AI JOB: 30,000 STEPS A DAY, SNIFFING FOR BURNING EQUIPMENT...