ANTHROPIC TOOK ITS $1.4 TRILLION IPO ON THE ROAD — AND ITS OWN SUPPLIERS BOUGHT $26…

ANTHROPIC TOOK ITS $1.4 TRILLION IPO ON THE ROAD — AND ITS OWN SUPPLIERS BOUGHT $26 BILLION OF IT

ANTHROPIC SAYS IT ALREADY CLEARED ITS OWN AI SAFETY BAR — BASED ON FUTURE MODELS

Satirical cartoon: Merv the worried robot holds up a giant $1.5T price tag at an Anthropic IPO roadshow while bandaged, smoke-stained investors recoil, one holding a $1T? card, under a falling red stock chart.

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Satirical cartoon: a green-eyeshade frontier examiner with a clipboard counts GPU chips inside an open bank vault holding a huge nervous pink brain in server racks, while a sweating AI-lab executive looks on beside a COURT ORDER switch, on plain white paper.

NEW YORK TOLD THE AI LABS TO REGISTER — OR PAY UP TO $3 MILLION

OPENAI MADE $10 BILLION IN A QUARTER — AND STILL LOST $10.9 BILLION

NVIDIA SHED NEARLY $450 BILLION IN TWO DAYS AS THE HUANG PROBE DEEPENED

GOOGLE'S AI WROTE 6 MILLION LINES OF MATH PROOF — AND CHECKED SIGNAL'S ENCRYPTION

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GOOGLE'S ROBOTS SORTED MERCEDES PARTS ON A REAL FACTORY LINE — 96% RIGHT

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OPENAI BOUGHT A TRAVEL STARTUP — THEN SHUT IT DOWN THE SAME DAY

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