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THE SOVEREIGN SLICE

By Zimbo · October 31, 2026

AI cartoon by Zimbo: Satirical cartoon: a government hand with a maple-leaf cufflink cuts a slice from a giant server-rack cake marked COHERE onto a plate marked CANADA; the slice holds tiny workers and a miniature data center, with signs reading 1,000 JOBS and $1.7B INFRASTRUCTURE, beside a cheque marked UP TO $1.6B.
Canada cuts itself a slice of the Cohere cake — a server-rack sponge with 1,000 jobs and $1.7 billion of infrastructure baked in, paid for with a cheque for up to $1.6 billion.Zimbo for AI News Page

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Prime Minister Mark Carney announced on October 29 in Montréal that the Government of Canada will make an equity investment of up to $1.6 billion in Toronto-based Cohere, alongside private investors including NVIDIA, Bell and Schwarz Group, paid in stages with regular reporting on the company's progress.

In return Cohere will create at least 1,000 new high-paying Canadian technical jobs by 2030, commit at least $1.7 billion to additional computing infrastructure in Canada by 2030, maintain its Canadian incorporation and headquarters, invest in Canadian research partnerships, and keep working with the Canadian AI Safety Institute.

Carney framed it as sovereignty, not venture capital: a government buying a slice of its own AI company so Canadian businesses and governments keep control of where their data is stored and used.

The joke is the slice: the whole sovereignty strategy served as cake, with the jobs and the infrastructure baked into the piece Canada keeps — a government that didn't just fund the bakery, it took a cut.

READ THE FULL REPORT — Prime Minister of Canada ↗

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