PREVIOUS CARTOON← PREVIOUSKEEP GOINGClaude Opus 5.5 writes 'this matters' 116x more often than humans. Graphite's AI-Tells study cataloged ~13,000 phrases at least twice as common in AI prose; the em-dash tell is dead (down 99% vs the last Opus) but 2,548 tells remain. The gag: it beeps at the banana peel while the server room burns.Zimbo for AI News PageNEXT CARTOONNEXT →KEEP GOING
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