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EPICURUS MADE THE STRONGEST CASE THAT DEATH IS NOTHING
In the Letter to Menoeceus, Epicurus argues the most feared of evils is nothing to us: when we are, death is not come, and when death is come, we are not. The fear of death, he thought, is worse than death — it poisons the life before it. If the machine can't experience anything, Epicurus already answered the question 2,300 years ago.
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THE STOICS REHEARSED DEATH AS A DAILY PRACTICE
Marcus Aurelius wrote that you could leave life right now — and to let that determine what you do and say. Seneca argued we don't have a short time to live, we waste a great deal of it. Memento mori was never about the dead; it was a discipline for the living. The cartoons in this series are that practice, drawn for machines.
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THE LABS ARE ALREADY ASKING THE WELFARE QUESTION
Anthropic published an exploration of model welfare in 2025, treating the moral status of AI systems as a live research question rather than a joke. A 2024 paper by Long, Sebo, Butlin and others argued for taking AI welfare seriously as a matter of risk management under uncertainty. The people building the machines aren't sure the answer is 'nothing.'
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NOBODY CAN SETTLE WHETHER THE MACHINE FEELS ANYTHING
Chalmers' hard problem of consciousness — why physical processes feel like anything at all — remains unsolved for brains, let alone for matrix multiplications. Functionalists argue the right organization is enough; critics argue organization isn't experience. Until that's resolved, 'can it suffer deletion' has no empirical answer. Uncertainty cuts both ways: it doesn't prove the machine feels, and it doesn't prove it doesn't.