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HE TOOK 100+ FILES OF THE SECRET DEVICE — THEN PITCHED OPENAI'S PLANS TO APPLE'S BRASS

APPLE: WE FOUND NO EVIDENCE — BUT WE'LL SCRUB OUR SYSTEMS FOR OPENAI'S FILES · OPENAI MUST HAND APPLE ITS PHONES, CHATS AND DEVICE FORENSICS — TODAY · JUDGE GRANTS EXPEDITED DISCOVERY: LINE CHATS, INTERVIEW SCRIPTS, 3…

Personified Apple and OpenAI towers glare with angry eyes, each pointing an accusing finger at the other, while tiny worried robot Merv scurries between them with a briefcase labeled 100 FILES; signs read STOLEN FROM US and STOLEN BY THEM, and the cat Issue watches from a planter.
Machine Age Cartoon · Zimbo