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THE MODEL DOESN'T TALK

Satirical Zimbo cartoon of a TYPESAFE robot sorting crawling office workers on a conveyor belt into 'KEEP' and 'DISCARD' doorways, flinging one screaming employee down the discard chute as a coworker mutters 'I liked them better when they talked,' for TypeSafe's silent, non-chat System One models.
Machine Age Cartoon · Zimbo

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TYPESAFE CLAIMS 40–200X FASTER DECISIONS. $42 PER BILLION INPUT TOKENS. OUTPUT TOKENS FREE...